Luitbald (@Luitbald) header
Luitbald (@Luitbald) profile picture

„Das einzige Ergebnis, zu dem ihn seine Überlegungen führten, waren Kopfschmerzen.“ portrait by @smolrobots

Joined September 2017
Photo by Luitbald (@Luitbald)Photo by Luitbald (@Luitbald)Photo by Luitbald (@Luitbald)Photo by Luitbald (@Luitbald)Photo by Luitbald (@Luitbald)Photo by Luitbald (@Luitbald)Photo by Luitbald (@Luitbald)Photo by Luitbald (@Luitbald)Photo by Luitbald (@Luitbald)
Es war einmal ein schönes Tier und dunkel war sein Federkleid. Ein Rabe war‘s, nun steht es hier, auf diesem Blatte, schwarz auf weiß*. Sein Leben war recht unbedeutend, doch er war glücklich, wie es war, er lebte tief in einem Walde, und‘s war, wie er, recht finster da.
2
1
6
Ok so he just makes this face whenever he meets a president I guess
3,018
11,247
1,757
348,210
7,386,764
Als kleines Dankeschön für euren krassen Support wieder mal Verlose ich 1x PNC Jersey. Was ihr dafür machen müsst: 1. @AcendClub Folgen 2. @ItzzChrizZ97 Folgen 3. Retweeten 4. 2 Freunde markieren Viel Glück an alle! Auslosung ist am 14.10.24 💜💜
60
56
2
98
8,796
Y'ALL DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH THIS HURTS ME
685
12,290
894
170,690
3,151,708
Luitbald retweeted
But it refused.
640
19,185
1,579
192,217
19,625,731
62
5,844
114
110,075
2,570,026
Luitbald retweeted
hacking
987
7,292
1,295
82,741
5,903,270
Luitbald retweeted
L is for the way you look at me O is for the way you look at me V is for the way you look at me E is for the way you look at me
56
2,277
172
16,136
517,447
Name a more iconic trio than Kim, Kourtney and Khloe.
73
9,258
342
96,898
2,447,728
fühl ich sehr
35
432
28
18,706
528,631
Replying to @dieworkwear
I'm here to look old and feed ducks, and I'm all out of ducks
4
12
681
27,956
Luitbald retweeted
Seeing onions for the first time:
literal tears rn genuinely some of the best shit i've seen...like theres layers and layers to this
47
12,543
93
135,119
4,570,202
Jesus: “They’re blind to the truth and will lead others astray.” Peter: “Tell me what that means.” Jesus: “Are you dumb?”
164
1,654
74
21,957
569,366
A teacher once said I'd be no good at poetry due to my dyslexia. So far, I've made 2 jugs, a vase, and an ashtray, so fck you, Mrs Collins 😊
272
8,385
558
143,402
3,915,865
Zoologist here, this is not cute. Chickens only do this when they're sick as fuck.
This Post is from an account that no longer exists. Learn more
105
16,366
56
205,951
6,100,310
My dad has beers with his buddies each Wednesday and makes a list of things to talk about beforehand and it is the cutest thing in the world!
191
1,620
133
45,054
2,059,479
my apologies slovenian vernacular joinery…i wasnt familiar with your game…
175
6,764
461
113,838
3,448,742
:)
27
1,074
28
15,307
189,247
Keeping a relationship people have been shipping/speculating on for an entire decade completely secret and then dropping the wedding pics on April Fools Day is genuinely the funniest shit an influencer has ever done
84
4,769
211
99,820
4,311,564