Parody Account of a Parody Politician. Not Authorised by Lucy Wicks ExMP, Liberal Party, West Gosford NSW.
Central Coast, NSW, Australia.
Joined May 2022
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Today is Election Day!
The day where I hope you forget that, when I was in office, I did absolutely nothing other than pitch underarm Dorothy Dixers, and make promises I never delivered on.
Remember - a vote for me is a vote for Potatohead @PeterDutton_MP
The mining sector has no better friend than the Liberal Party. After all, friends help friends pillage the natural resources of a country without paying reasonable royalties. Because we all know - Australian resources are for everyone but Australians.
But Labor takes WA for granted. Anthony Albanese says one thing in Perth, then does the opposite in Canberra.
Only the Coalition will back the industries that keep WA strong—mining, gas, agriculture and manufacturing.
More mines. More gas. More jobs. That’s our plan.
We can’t afford a Labor-Greens Government that would be a disaster for Western Australia.
Great to speak in support of WA industries and jobs at @westaustralian Leadership Matters this morning.
Such a talented pair...
Remember who you are voting for on 3 May 2025.
ALT Image generated using Artificial Intelligence. Showing Peter Dutton as a ventrilloquist's dummy on the knee of Donald Trump.
Lucy Wicks ExMP (Parody) retweeted
The opposition leader said Trump was a "big thinker and a deal maker" with a "genuine desire to see peace and stability". ab.co/4hK5IkV
"Wicks also takes credit for continuous mobile phone coverage and free Wi-Fi at 19 train stations from Wyong to Hornsby..."
That's right - your phone dropping out between Cowan and Woy Woy is a figment of your imagination.
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Remember - a vote for the Liberals is a vote for @PeterDutton_MP. And Peter has promised to put a nuclear reactor in every driveway (by 2070) to ensure we all have cheap (glowing) green energy.
How are you planning to weather out the cold tonight? I might duck around to my mate, Scotty's place for some Salmonella Curry.
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The Albanese Government is a complete failure! They've been in the job for two weeks and somehow have done three terms worth of damage. That's what you get for voting Labor! #ItsAllTheirFault
One of the things I will miss about this job is Question Time. I've enjoyed 9 years of asking questions to let my friends brag. It's going to be strange asking questions which aren't handed to me on a slip of paper. #DorothyDixer
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I'm thinking I might just leave my election posters up. After all, 47.81% of you didn't spot that I recycled all my election promises from 2019 - I doubt you'd spot me reusing these posters for the 2025 election. Besides, it lets me grin down at you if Albo stuffs up.
Getting ready for the #2025FederalElection. We're thinking "It won't be rotten under Dutton". Thoughts?