@LuciKeen

(She/Her) ✨Neurodelightful✨ Hospital pharmacist living with long COVID, chronic migraine, & more 🙃💊🏥😴 Lactose intolerant and bitter about it (views my own)

Stoke-on-Trent, England
Joined March 2014
Very kind of Mr Trump to set off this whole "Does paracetamol cause autism?" thing (No.) just in time for #WorldPharmacistsDay
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The most sincerest "Fuck you" to #LongCovid on this, the 5 year anniversary of the day I was finally forced to acknowledge something was very wrong when I tried to get out of bed and couldn't.
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Obvs I am a strong independent woman etc. etc. but that all changes when Shelob's cousin takes over my bathroom 😭😭😭 Gonna have to have words with the cats - you have one job here you little freeloaders 😂
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Me: "Okay kids I'll get the football for you this time but if it goes over again you won't get it back until tomorrow." 10 minutes later.... Fair play children - I never said anything about shoes. I should have been more specific. You win this round 😂
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Just submitted my PIP application - excited to learn what I'll suddenly be able to do once the assessor decides it's true! If I get a choice can it be cook, shower, and drive please? 🤞🤞🤞🙏🙏🙏
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Apparently a T-Rex's brain was too small for them to do calculus, but personally I feel this was probably not their only obstacle when it came to that particular activity. #WalkingWithDinosaurs
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I am definitely not crying over a baby triceratops that died all alone over 60 million years ago... (I am crying over the baby dinosaur) #WalkingWithDinosaurs #BBC
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Peach and Daisy turned 2 today so I've told them #Eurovision us their birthday party. No-one reveal the truth to them please 😂 #EurovisionSongContest
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Not to be overly specific but the Alpine Horn somewhat loses it's novelty/charm when you've been stuck behind one for several hours in a procession through Prague. It's been 15years and I still hear that horn in my nightmares. #Eurovision2025
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Got chased by a Pikachu this afternoon. Turns out they look a lot more like my 3yo nephew than I would have anticipated 🤔
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I'm not crying at the #Crufts2025 retirement feature for Hustle - YOU'RE crying at the retirement feature for #Hustle 🥺 (I am crying at the retirement feature for Hustle) #HappyRetirementHustle What a good girl 💛
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As a chronically ill person I often accidentally steal from my future energy reserve. Whether on purpose (like attending something important) or on accident (like cleaning a little too much) but it can end up affecting the next day or the next WEEKS. It’s hard for people to understand. But this is why I try so hard to pace myself even though I wish I could do more.
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On a daily basis I find myself surrounded by colleagues eating crisps. The crisps are not there when I arrive, but they always appear. I get there at different times, but it is always crisp time. Why is it always crisp time? Why are there communal crisps on a hospital ward? Help.
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Wanted to check I wasn't about to shut Gaia in the kitchen so started loudly telling the other 2 cats how beautiful/handsome they are and within seconds I hear a "Mrrrp?" and guess who appears at the top of the stairs 😂
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When I was on long term sick leave Occ Health made sure I knew it was okay to do things that made me happy even when I wasn't able to work. Disabled people don't owe you to sit at home doing nothing because YOU can't comprehend that one activity is not the same as a job.
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If anyone has heard me talk about my 4-year-long conflict with the neighbourhood kids over them constantly kicking their balls (and space hoppers?) into my garden that definitely wasn't me. I think maybe you misheard. I don't even have a garden. Or a house. What is a football? 👀
PAs: Prescribe drugs ILLEGALLY Request ionising radiation ILLEGALLY ✅ No consequence Doctors: Neighbour’s children kicked ball in your garden 9 years ago & you didn’t move it in a timely manner ❌ GMC action: Full tribunal
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Not only am I delightful I'm...
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Yesterday I drove past a restaurant named "Kuru Kuru Sushi". I know "kuru" is a Japanese word (I checked) but I feel this is a really good example of the importance of Google y'know?
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