Lawyer to sue them all! Men's Mental Health Advocate. Boychild Ambassador(Salus Populi est Suprema lex!) Founder @VoiceOfBoysKE, #KnowYourKatiba. @ManUtd.

Nairobi, Kenya
Joined February 2020
Ladies and gentlemen. 😁
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Celibate until @ManUtd men's team win 5 games in a row. 🙏
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A friend just called to say I was cited in their LLM thesis. Years of opinions, arguments and unsolicited constitutional commentary have finally found their natural home in academic authority. 😎
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eshcol.substack.com/p/when-c… Hii itaguza wale huenda kanisa to network. You leave 10 churches closer home but go to one with well connected individuals. People cease to be neighbours to love and become opportunities to maximise.
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Just call Safaricom and tell the bot that you want to speak to an agent. That's how you will be connected to a Safaricom Agent.
It is actually impossible to reach Safaricom Customer Care on phone. Utter dogshit.
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Gituku: What is going on in Trans Nzoia? Nelson Koech: It's just a governor who is adamant in blocking development for the people Gituku: Who built the market Nelson Koech: It doesn't matter who built it. The issue is toask what the benefit that the national government is giving to the people of Trans Nzoia. Why wouldn't the governor work with the president to deliver for the people Gituku: Did anyone reach out to him and he refused? Nelson Koech: I don't know. In fact Natembeya should not be operating from his office after being charged in a court of law #CitizenDayBreak
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Fellow Kenyans, please, please, please don't ever listen to William Ruto. He is a fraudster. He lies with severe impunity!!!
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Club statement please. 😭😭🙏
The points are shared on the road.
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After this game we wanna hear a club statement! 😭
🤏 @BMbeumo19 is inches away from an opener, as he heads just wide from a good position!
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Kwani which kind of men are these?
Have I made myself clear?
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How to Check if Your SACCO in Kenya is Financially Stable We have analysed key financial ratios using data from the latest 2025 SACCO Supervision Report released by SASRA. Save the thread below:
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Texted a friend “we mzee ulipotelea wapi tokea tukakule choma” and while we were eating he just said that he's in the toughest phase of his life and damn.... Check on your people man.
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Nice article @amenya_nelson. 🤝
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I'm waiting for yours @Mongareokiro1. 😂 Leo umesoma gani?
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Sio hata huyu. 😂😂😂 I met him pale Roysambu kwa bridge around 2024. He is a good person btw. Though siezi mtoa faceless. 😂😂
Wacha tumtoe faceless hata
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The High Court has told the Attorney General that Okiya Omtatah is raising a very important matter on Odious debts that cannot be dismissed using funny applications. Okiya is seeking a court declaration that Kenyans have fully paid their debts and what they are currently servicing are odious debts they never incurred. The matter proceeds to full hearing.
Today, 14 October 2026, the High Court at Nairobi declined to entertain an application by the Attorney-General seeking to suspend the hearing of a petition filed by Senator Okiya Omtatah and eight others. The petition seeks accountability from former and current high-ranking public officials over Kenya’s crippling odious debts and the recovery of approximately KSh 9.5 trillion. The Attorney-General had asked the Court to halt proceedings in the petition pending the outcome of an application by the Auditor-General at the Court of Appeal, which seeks to have the High Court petition dismissed unheard. Instead, the High Court directed the Attorney-General to pursue the matter at the Court of Appeal. It also ordered the petitioners to advertise their Amended Petition in the _Daily Nation_ and _The Standard_ newspapers within 14 days. The parties were given 30 days from the date the advertisements appear to respond to the Amended Petition. The Court then set the petition down for hearing on 3rd and 4th March 2027.
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Ni God manze!!
Replying to @ArnoldOginga
Congratulations. I just want to know where you get these funny videos from. 😅
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🥹🥹 done. Petition struck out. My Preliminary Objection upheld.. Pray for me people… I’m once again on course for “Employee of the Year” at OCHIENG OGINGA & CO ADVOCATES 🥹🙌🏽
There is a new Petition that was filed last week and I filed a Preliminary Objection which I am sure will go through 🥹🥳 the Ruling will be delivered on 13th October, 2026. This will be the fastest file I will close for the High Court in all my years of practice…
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Reasons why we need to kick that man out of statehouse! He will destroy Kenya.
Kenya’s government spent Sh209 billion on unbudgeted expenses in FY2025/26, nearly three times the Sh72 billion approved in the previous financial year. Of the total, Sh188 billion went to recurrent expenses and Sh21 billion to development projects.
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🚨 Lisandro Martínez: “I expect more from our technical director”. 💣 “If you don’t change, next season it’s a big problem”. “You keep changing managers but what about other areas?”. “It’s easy to say coach, players, but also we have to see others?”, says via @NathSalt1.
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LISANDRO MARTINEZ APPRECIATION TWEET YOU ARE A LEGEND
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