MichaelDiamondLucas

Hi I’m Mike and I don’t have a pinned tweet.

I don’t usually talk politics on here.

I’m beginning to think Lynyrd Skynyrd is the best band ever.

What kind of wild man is not aware of this?

I also worked at McDonalds when I was 19. There is no record of it because McDonalds is gross and I didn’t want anyone to know about it.

Simple, 3 am.

I bet bet DJT starts wearing a military uniform if he wins.

How come smoking looks cool and vaping looks like something you should do in secret?

I want people to know I’m into writing fan fiction so I bought a snake.

This sounds like @natebargatze as a football coach.

I would like to Aaron Rodgers to play football forever. Mostly so he can’t focus all of his efforts on wacko conspiracies.

Hey the Hawks have scored 40 points per game since I’ve started wearing a Caitlin Clark shirt to watch the games.

Out there somewhere, there is a teenager with a stepdad that is a magician. We should give that kid some grace. Give it to them directly, don’t pull it from behind their ear.

It’s fun to think about how Barta would have gooned up this whole suspension thing with Ferentz.

If you own a brewery, I visit that brewery, I follow your instagram and then I’ll ❤️ all your posts forever.

Did I ever tell you guys I got fleas when I was a kid? Not from petting a scruffy dog. I got em from my step dad’s friend’s house.

Alright tomato, calm down.

I watched so many versions of Skynyrd playing Free Bird tonight. My wife should not leave me alone for the evening.

That pole vaulter should have conferred with a drag queen to learn proper tucking skills.

You’d think climbing to the ceiling on a stripper pole without a harness would be an OSHA violation.

Hello friends at @Garmin how long is a usual time for a Garmin watch to last? Is it normal to need to replace one per year? It feels like it isn’t normal. Your customer service let me know I had no options but to buy another new one. This would be my 5th in 5 years.