The #BoatshedMarket has gone and done it, they’ve out Boatshed-ed themselves... #thePeppyGroveWanker
“... residents told the council meeting their fears included one-bedroom apartments attracting a demographic prone to antisocial behaviour...” Someone tell these people they are the ghetto, that very same demographic. #mosmanpark
Leaflets fly in battle over Mosman Park shops proposal. bit.ly/3dR1TdR #wanews
Lucas Pattern retweeted
Sort your shit out @thepeppywanker
Spotted: locals dressed for the blow-in epidemic that is #SculpturebytheSea. Stay strong #Cottesloe. #thePeppyGroveWanker @NaomiCampbell
It’s only the blow-in crowd that eat the samples. This is the Boatshed protecting us locals from the virus AND the throng. #boatshedmarket #cottesloe #thePeppyGroveWanker
Replying to @TimHammond1 @BellTowerTimes
Can confirm there is no salsa testing in the back corner as a result of #Caronavirus
It's a bloody shambles!
Lucas Pattern retweeted
Replying to @BellTowerTimes
We need only look at Andrew Forrest’s #CottesloeBeach proposals for proof that money can’t buy taste.
FYI @minderoo, I’d go to #ClaremontQuarter if I wanted my coffee with a view of shopping centre architecture, you needn’t bring the outlook to #Cottesloe.
What is wrong with this man? Voting for him must surely be the electoral equivalent of attending Curtin - in other words, a grave mistake.
In 2016 Bill Shorten stunned Australians with his attempt to eat a sausage roll sideways. Today, he applied sunscreen with his knuckles. bit.ly/2IvsZti
On the topic of removing eyesores from #Cottesloe, how about the dog turd sculpture on Marine Parade?
Elizabeth Quay, now #YaganSquare... who from @VitalPerth is on the @DinerEnBlancPER planning committee? #nonetooimpressed #iconiclocation #ithinknot
Lucas Pattern retweeted
Two important things.
1. I have just finished my draft.
2. I still don't know who @thepeppywanker is.
#CarryOn
I feel the need to take a “philosophical journey” down the Il Lido wine list after hearing one of the @sculpturebysea artist’s talks #cottesloe
Major artistic license was taken with the artist’s impression. Have just seen the real thing, it’s a pebble compared. @sculpturebysea #cottesloe
Drove past... witnessed man boobs in a muscle tank carrying family sized packed lunch. *shudders* #sxscottesloe18 #cottesloe



















