Tech Daddy, wannabe luddite, Dungeon- and Game Master. I make webshops better at https://xitter.cf/t.co/vK988p49dg and Work on the Winkel. Also, fuck twitter and musk.

Joined January 2008
First five minutes I've spend on this hell site in three months, because I followed a link. Saw one tweet by someone I follow. The rest is rage-bait, vibe coders, ads, porn-bots and good old fashioned white supremacy. Why the fuck are people still on here?
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Luc Princen retweeted
Explaining to my wife how there's this one guy. And he alone is responsible for most of the world's distribution of PHP. And if anything happens to this guy, that's just it. Everyone is screwed.
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Everything patched, ancient-ass WP sites still on my network updated and brought kicking and screaming into PHP 8.2+ Daddy tired.
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Welp, glad to see Matt is still being a douche. #okbye
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First time in 13 years that I'm missing #WCNL and the FOMO is a real bitch...
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Luc Princen retweeted
Hey America, are your eggs cheaper yet? Sure as fuck hope they are.
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Ouch. Considering the amount of volunteer work put into @WCEurope - and any other WordPress event across the world - this reply feels unfair towards current organisers and could potentially discourage future ones. I hope you'll reconsider comparing the flagship events 🙏
Replying to @titanas
It’s way, way better at WCUS, and best at WCAsia.
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I really don't use twitter anymore but I need to keep this account alive, so I'm just going to periodically dump horrible dutch music here. Deal with it, or come and have fun in the Fediverse. youtube.com/watch?v=pCZXTd-5…
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I received the template reinstatement letter from WordPress.org. It takes no accountability for the damage inflicted to my reputation & community (or mental health), nor addresses my 2nd CoC complaint. Dismissing harm compounds the harm. This is not ok.
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mornin' hellsite.
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Which was already hilarious as you can't say a simple word like fuck on american mainstream television.
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Also happy the 'real press' is now in there to ask the important questions.
The reporter who asked Zelensky if he owned a suit, Brian Glenn, is from the pro-Trump network Real America’s Voice and Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene's boyfriend. He got one of the rare Oval Office interviewer spots after the White House blocked the Associated Press
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Hey America, are your eggs cheaper yet? Sure as fuck hope they are.
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“are no longer here” and “were forced out” are super different things.
Replying to @TacoVerdo
If you look at WordPress’ history, many folks even with thousands of commits or who had prominent leadership positions are no longer here, and it’s been okay. There’s been a few key folks driving it both publicly and behind the scenes through decades of change.
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MOVE FAST AND BREAK SHIT!
This incompetent, clueless administration is going to get us all killed.
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I guess we are burning the country down.
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