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Well my patreon got nuked again. This is the 3rd time in 5 years the NCAA/NFL have forced me to start over, so I think I'm over it
I've deleted all my professional Twitter accounts and am just going to use this one now. It was fun while it lasted I guess
Anyways. Hi! I'm Damien
Paul George should’ve been a Warrior
Imagine him in that Klay role with those guys? Or dropping him in instead of KD?
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Bo Nix has the shortest name in NFL history (5 Letters).
It is still longer than his ADOT (4.9)
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oomfs dad called me an "estrogen peddling hoodlum" as if thats not the coolest shit ever
Bills coverage busting deep down the field 3 times in 3 throws lol
Almost certainly a spot where the OC fully understands the DCs rules and checks
I get why the NGL thinks it can expand into foreign markets, but football as a sport is hard capped because you can’t really play pick-up football
This is why soccer (and to a lesser extent basketball and baseball) are the working man’s sports
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bf complaining that the You Can See Everything screening is going past his bedtime while bryan johnson sits two rows ahead of us. sir you are in the presence of the man who invented going to bed.
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Si je meurs par la police n’écoutez pas mes parents je suis pas pacifiste je veux pas la paix brûlez tout
I don’t think enough hoopers use jump passing enough
Those Kobe lay-downs should be commonplace
And big wings need to incorporate Lebrons jumping skip already
We’ve seen so many skill jumps in scoring situations, it’s time we make 00’s passing also look mundane
Hunting something with bacon grease and donuts you say?
🚨 BREAKING: The Trump administration has finalized a rule allowing hunters to lure black and brown bears with donuts, bacon grease, and other food before shooting them at close range in Alaska’s national preserves.
The move reverses a Biden-era ban despite warnings from wildlife advocates about risks to bears and public safety. meidasnews.com/news/trump-ad…
It is kind of disappointing that Ben Simmons still has the highest peak of his class
Him and BI going to Philly and LAL followed by Faults and Lonzo is a heartbreaking 1-2 in B2B classes
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Replying to @Fullcourtpass
Crying for 6 hours sounds like hell. I wouldda Ejecto Seatoed that nigga
I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again
Tatums greatest asset is that he’s so versatile, a FO can just go bargain shopping for any talent and he can make it work
Guy won a title with bigs who couldn’t rebound and guards who couldn’t dribble. He’s a historically elite enabler
















