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I can’t go back to yesterday, I was a different person then - Prone to psychotic episodes and extreme vulgarity ~ **Ass Kicking Ninja

The Void 
Joined April 2019
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People think I’m weird but it’s really because I am.
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What's for supper?
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Isn't she beautiful? 🥰
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Best way to avoid stress at work is by not showing up
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Can't sleep, guess I'll clean out the fridge
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Instapot sesame chicken 😘👌
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Smothered pork chops with tomatoes and noodles
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I'm a really tough bitch. Until I hurt myself or burn my fingers. Ouchie!
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This is the end of the world as we know, it but the feel fine
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Smothered pork chops in the crockpot. Now, we wait....
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I hate not noticing a typo until hours later, when someone retweets it.
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Unblocks people so I can block them again.*
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I no longer see the good in people. I see the truth.
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we can try again tomorrow
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I'm so old that I remember when no one discussed politics
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don’t talk to me until I’ve had my morning lobotomy.
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Women are so full of love and so low on iron.
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i don’t care how old i am i’ll always love stepping on crunchy leaves
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