Football lost and found • Satire Account
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Item #008: Arsenal’s Title Hopes
Status: Bottled.
Full-time at Emirates Stadium.
A chance to turn the page quickly on Wednesday night.
ALT Full Time: Arsenal 2-3 Manchester United
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You can’t make this shit up anymore.
Arne Slot HATES Chiesa. 😭
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UPDATE: Item #004 (the rapist) has been KNOCKED OUT of the UEFA Champions League…
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Item #017: The entire fucking Real Madrid squad, coaching staff, and board.
Status: What the fuck
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Item #013: Ousmane Dembélé
Status: MISSING (penalties)
Notes: Ballon D'or Winner 2025 🤩🤩
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Item #012: Bukayo Saka
Status: MISSING for 13 matches. 👻
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Item #011: Luís Figo
Status: FOUND at the Camp Nou.
Note: Welcome home! 🔥🔵🔴
RATS AT CAMP NOU 🚨🐀
Less than 24 hours before the Champions League match between Barcelona and Copenhagen, rats were spotted inside Barcelona’s stadium, raising concerns ahead of kickoff. 😱👀
#FCBarcelona #Copenhagen #ChampionsLeague #Football #CampNou
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The guy on the left is a Zionist who owns @OfficialBHAFC and has invested £2.4 million in #Israel since 2019.
The guy on the right is a fan who has been banned by the club for five years for the terrible 'crime' of wearing a #Palestine jersey at a game.
Modern football, eh?
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Michael Carrick was a class act as a player and he can become a great coach as well. Nothing is impossible for this guy. Personally, I’m proud to have played with him by my side as well as with him as a manager on our bench. 🙌🏽👊🏽
