In case you didn't watch sports today: >🏈Titans released a player for GRABBING A GUN FROM HIS CAR after getting frustrated with a teammate at practice >🏒A hot mic on the NHL broadcast caught someone clearly saying "every goalie is r*tarded" (vid in replies) >🏈A Virginia man was arrested after allegedly duct tapeing his wife to a chair in their basement for 45 minutes while he went upstairs to watch football. >🏈Family of the chief behind the Redskins logo accused the team of trying to erase them & asked for a meeting with Trump to get the name back >🏈NFL said the Eagles did nothing wrong in the handling of Jalen Hurts blood clots & won't punish them -NFLPA calling for a full investigation into Hurts' medical care >🏀LeBron made his 76ers debut & they spoiled the Knicks' ring night 106-100 -LeBron had 14/9/6 & Jaylen Brown had 19 in his Sixers debut >🏀Pistons made 22-pt comeback with 23-0 run in the 4th to beat the Celtics -Biggest opening day comeback on record -Paul George dropped 38 in his Celtics debut, the most ever by a Celtic in his first game >🏀Thunder beat the Spurs 116-104 -Wemby went 1-13 & got pocketed by OKC's 7'2 rookie >⚾️Michael Scott promised a group of kids 10 years ago that he's pay for their college tuition but then canceled the promise when it was time to pay >⚾️That last point was actually supposed to say "The Brewers sold fans a $1k 'Timeless Ticket' in 2015 promising the best available seats for any game ever, but it's now been exposed they're sticking those fans in the standing room section for the World Series" >🏈Commanders announced Terry McLaurin tore his patellar tendon & is done for the season >🏈Giants released Najee Harris 2 days after he started for them (4 carries for 2 yds) >🏈Rams signed Brandon McManus, their 3rd kicker in 3 weeks after cutting Grupe (tore ACL diving head first into a dude) & Mevis (shit) >🏈NFL announced U2 will play the first ever Thanksgiving Eve halftime show >🏈Ryan Day said Ohio State is planning to be without QB Julian Sayin through the postseason >🏈The Florida Bar put an employee on leave after an account in his name sent racist & homophobic messages to a Miami player >⚽️PSG fans unveiled a tifo of a masked man chainsawing Barça's badge -Barcelona reported them to UEFA >⚽️Erik ten Hag said Cristiano Ronaldo "let the team down, and he let me down" at Man Utd >⚽️PSG beat Barcelona 4-2 & handed Barca their first loss of the season >⚽️Liverpool came back from 0-2 down to beat Villarreal 4-3 >⚽️Foden scored a hat trick in Man City's 5-1 win over AEK >⚽️The Football Regulator's chair said they have "absolute power" to force Man City's owners to sell the club >⚽️I did a full football recap on my account earlier if you wanna check it out (linked bellow) >🏒Mikko Rantanen scored a hat trick including OT winner to beat the Bruins 3-2 >🏒Celebrini scored 2 including the OT winner vs Montreal after getting heavily booed by their crowed >🏒Kings finally got their first win of the season, 5-2 vs the Capitals >🏒Matthews scored in his 700th game in Leafs win vs Columbus >🏒Penguins' Ben Kindel was hospitalized after a medical emergency on the team flight, the team said he was stable >🏒Brady Tkachuk said every Sens jersey thrown on the ice in his Ottawa return tomorrow will get donated to the Boys and Girls Club of Ottawa >Let me know what I missed If you love sports but don't have time to endlessly scroll Twitter all day — I post one of these recaps every night... Follow me pookie