@LordXylum
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Been gaming since I learned how to walk, basically. *insert profound statement here*
Joined August 2015
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Lord Xylum retweeted
Grand Theft Auto VI will feature the biggest and widest-ranging selection of in-game radio yet.
Spanning stations including Classic Rock, Modern Hip-Hop, Pop, Metal, Dance, Latin, ‘80s, Electronic, Blues, Ballads, Talk Radio, Podcasts, and much more: rsg.ms/aee350b
ALT Vehicles drive on a busy highway in Leonida, with the Vice City skyline in the background.
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Dear modern games,
You give me a large map with side quests and collectables. You are encouraging me to explore. Please stop having my character chime in every few minutes to say “WE SHOULD HEAD TO THE MAIN OBJECTIVE”.
It has a marker. I’ll go when I’m ready.
Shut the fuck up
Lord Xylum retweeted
if I got murdered and my family made AI videos of me saying “haha no worries I forgive you” I promise the hauntings would never cease
US road rage killer's sentence quashed because AI video of victim was shown in court bbc.in/4rGHDS4
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The sentence was thrown out because an appeals judge ruled that the video should not have been shown in the original trial. BBC misleadingly implies that the sentence was quashed because of the persuasive impact of the video itself.
bbc.com/news/articles/…
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"Your homeschooled kids need socialization."
"They have 5 siblings and 17 cousins they hang out with a lot."
"Not like that."
"We go to church twice a week and they talk with all sorts of people."
"Not like that."
"They do intramural sports and play with all sorts of other kids."
"Not like that."
"There are lots of kids in the neighborhood and at the local park they interact with."
"Not like that."
"Our homeschool co-op meets once per week, with parents rotating as teachers."
"Not like that."
"Ok. So...what do you mean by socialization then?"
"You need to send them away every single day to sit with children their own age for 6 hours. And let me teach them with no supervision from you."
"Oh. No thanks."
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when you launch a plushie and they ask you to remove the extremely popular youtooz eyes
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This image is adapted from the work of the artist Kalopop without credit.
Youtooz additionally ignored requests from the artist it did not credit when youtooz failed to deliver an order which had been paid for.
x.com/kalopop/status…
Lord Xylum retweeted
modders made transmog a thing.
choose the look, stats & passive for peak gaming potential
or worry about the 1% of teammates not knowing what passive you have based on look or whatever the devs excuse was for not adding this.
Lord Xylum retweeted
Xbox's Platinum Trophy equivalent has been revealed, and unlocks after completing 100% of a game's achievement list
The Mythic Achievement
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The events of the Dragonball Online MMO. Written by Toriyama himself, with even later bits of Dragonball Super subtly foreshadowing them. Which means...
- Goku and Vegeta have their final battle out in space. They kill each other, and we never learn who wins, but they left stars in their wake.
- Gohan taught the whole world to use Ki.
- The main Xenoverse characters are canon (it's an adaptation of DBO)
- The Majin race is canon, and were birthed when Buu discovered porn, giving Majin women an in-universe reason to all be hot.
- Cell is the final boss of all Dragonball, returning as Cell-X birthing an entire horde of Cells.
Honestly? Pretty fuckin' sick. Badass way to end the Dragonball timeline on many fronts.
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MAJOR ORDER: The Ministry of Defense has signed a new agreement with AM Defense, the patriotic contractor responsible for the high-quality line of FRVs, to construct a new tank model: the Maelstrom Tank. In an exciting new frontier for civilian freedom, the Tank will be made available for purchase to qualifying citizens.
Enemy aggression, however, threatens this Freedom, by denying AM Defense the territory recently allocated for Maelstrom Tank construction. The Helldivers are ordered to liberate MARFARK and PHACT BAY immediately.
AM Defense has graciously provided, free of charge, prototype Maelstrom Tank models to augment Helldiver arsenals for the liberation of this territory.
Hitman devs be like. Especially in 3. You're expected to know all of the community-coined "techs" (exploits) in order to complete endgame challenges. None of it is explained in-game.
