"Southern fried autist." - Wall Street Journal; Building: @sanctumai / Formerly: @barn_bridge

Cayey, Puerto Rico
Joined May 2009
I didn’t leave crypto because I stopped believing in its original premise. Instead, I realized the need for institutional security was higher than the need for crypto’s original premise. So I extrapolated that the institutions would win & the original premise would die.
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I feel like we are all unknowing and unwilling participants in a massive and unmonitored experiment in how algorithms affect our individual and collective mindsets. And increasingly the algorithms aren’t being created by humans. Scary.
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He is out of your league anyway so don’t worry about it.
Shane Gillis is painfully unfunny. Didn’t laugh at the Kevin Hart roast, and I’m still waiting for a punchline. Calling women “whores” at the gym isn’t edgy comedy. It’s lazy misogyny dressed up as humor. Being offensive is easy. Being funny actually requires talent.
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I don’t understand how anyone in the world can be offended by the Shane Gillis monologue where he makes fun of himself & in doing so, comments about the women who dress like whores at the gym.
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Walky talkies need a read receipt system.
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You seem like someone who makes banana bread with fresh bananas.
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Tyler Scott Ward retweeted
Your house is warmer than a medieval palace and your fridge has more options than a Roman feast. By every measurable standard, you are living better than 99% of humans who have ever existed.
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Do you think the ice cream machine never works at McDonald’s because if they all run at the same time around the country they would cause a power outage? Like it’s a power grid issue?
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So who do you all think the real killer was in Clue?
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When my wife starts texting me like it’s an HR email I know I’m absolutely cooked.
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I legitimately think the Lindsay Clancy case will create issues for the next woman running for president. No matter how qualified, it will cross men's brains that so many women don't think other women should be held accountable for heinous acts due to uncontrollable emotions.
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The mainstream economy seems to be faltering a bit. Noticeably in the past 2 months for sure.
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The human brain is crazy. 🤯 Car just blew past a red light going 60 & I was able to quickly slam my brakes. But time slowed down & I was able to also engage my emergency break in slow motion. I felt like Neo in the matrix. What was a split second felt like at least 15.
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You seem like you argue with strangers online is my new favorite insult.
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Jon Gruden & Donald Trump are irl human caricatures. Who else?
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Tyler Scott Ward retweeted
Bucs are 3-10 since Week 8 of last season. Only NFL teams with worse records in that span: Titans 2-11 Commanders 2-11 Cardinals 2-11
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Everyone in America with a moral compass is cheering for Ole Miss.
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I never seen so many geographically disparate lightning delays on a football Saturday. Is the entire southeast raining right now?
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Nickels are the new pennies.
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Alex anzalone was really really bad today for the Bucs.
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