Pedestrian at most things.

North Carolina, USA
Joined May 2011
The last original Mike Strantz course. Bulls Bay feels like a lowcountry opera written by a wizard. Be extremely cautious of any person who has Caledonia ranked above it.
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Carmel Country Club (North) George Cobb, 1950. This 36 hole complex sits across the way from Quail Hollow and boasts an impressive amount of acreage & amenities. A very fine golfing experience with delicious bunkering.
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Styrofoam was invented in 1941. Fast forward 84 years – you can now purchase a six-pack sleeve (logo included) at the pro shop for $18.
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Hesketh Golf Club 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 James O.F. Morris (1885) A short drive from Birkdale, Hesketh is the oldest club in town. It’s fun, in a Tenacious D kind of way. There’s plenty of good stuff here and the finishing six-hole stretch is superb.
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Royal Lytham & St Annes 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 George Lowe (1886) | Harry Colt (1919) There is a certain mystique about Royal Lytham. A classic out-and-back routing, with a par 3 opener, it has hosted #TheOpenChampionship eleven times.
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Royal Birkdale 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 George Lowe (1889) Hawtree & Taylor (1931) Birkdale is brilliant - a network of holes inside a network of dunes. Flanked on both sides by the mounds, between them like corridors, each one feels like an amphitheater. The Open Championship returns here in July.
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Royal Liverpool 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 R. Chambers & G. Morris • 1869 Harry Colt • 1924 The Open Championship has been played thirteen times here and the history can be felt. Hoylake teaches us that eclectic topography, with towering dunes, is not a requirement for great golf.
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Sunningdale (Old) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Willie Park Jr. • 1900 Sixty miles from the nearest coastline, in Berkshire, is where you’ll find the No. 1 course in England (according to Golf Digest.) After spending a day there, it’s easy to see why.
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Wallasey Golf Club 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Old Tom Morris — 1891 Perhaps the country’s hidden gem. Wonderful in every way. Play it before you die.
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I’ve been using napkins to wipe my ass the last five weeks. Toilet paper has been added to Monday’s grocery list.
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⁦@maxhoma23⁩ My buddy Craig primarily blames flexibility for his lack of distance...
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Today at lunch, I saw a group of girls repeatedly trying to get a boomerang just right for Instagram. Where did we go so wrong as a species?
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You remain patient. #TigerWoods #TheMasters
How do you catch Molinari when he doesn’t make a mistake?
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Why does God favor Mormons more?
Anyone can get a woman but a wife comes by finding #favor with God!
My friend went a Widespread Panic concert this weekend. This video was taken by his unhappy brother. @LAYS #WidespreadPanic #WSMFP #YouCantDrinkBeer
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The conch has been blown. The 2019 #BM100 begins in one hour.
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Because there is no correlation between body weight and the ability to hit a ball straight.
Professional golfers are like 180 pounds and just crush the ball dead straight. I swing as hard as I possibly can and it goes 3 fairways over directly to the right.
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The rise of flat-Earthers in the United States is evidence of two things: 1) the protection of speech, and 2) the failure of our educational system.
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Great to have a partner in @Josh_Nelson719 who putts so well under tournament pressure. @WGCgrounds #bogey #imaterriblefriend
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“Influencers are the worst thing to ever happen to social media.” — @brosephwhiteman