I am Lord Nuffle... Lord of all Blood Bowl! Bow to me and your dice may be blessed. Mock me and your players will surely die a horrible death.
I exist on and off the pitch
Joined July 2012
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Vitrina personalizada para dados.
¿Cómo guardas tus dados? ¿En bolsas, en cajas?
Ahora los puedes exponer en una vitrina.
¿100 espacios serán suficientes?
#vitrina #dados #expositor #vitrinapersonalizada #showcase #diceshowcase
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Lord Nuffle has been awoken! Lord Nuffle shall curse all the dice of all those involved!
Lord Nuffle also curses whoever stole Lord Nuffle's portable scrye. Lord Nuffle now has a Slamsung SX Plus!
#vengefulgod #cursesforkidsgod #newscryewhodisgod
@LordNuffle I implore you to curse these coaches for making the tournament organizer have to sweat it.
Many seek guidance or favor from Lord Nuffle. Know all that the only way to receive them is through sacrifice. Forced sacrifice of your opponents players is acceptable. Lord Nuffle loves a well placed elbow to the groin. #bashygod #nutshot #painisfun
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In the one #bloodbowl tournament where I don’t bring dwarves, I - of cause - meet a dodge-spam wood elf team. I’ve dreamt of that match up for years. @LordNuffle is too fond of playing with peoples feelings. – at Copenhagen, Denmark
Behold! Lord Nuffle is pleased with this information. A wonderful tournament to honor Lord Nuffle! All who attend shall be blessed with armor breaks aplenty! Yours or your opponents? Lord Nuffle shall not say! #bloodbowl #sassygod #chaoscup
We haz a new home 😈
@TheRoseHotelChi will host The Chaos Cup on September 7th and 8th year of our @LordNuffle 2019. Here’s to looking at a fun new chapter!
Lord Nuffle is not to be summoned. Yet, due to the recent deaths sacrificed by your teams, Lord Nuffle will allow pity. #justgod #deaddeadskins #respectthefluff xitter.cf/BDApproved/status/9353…
I want @LordNuffle to show up and strike them down for not even trying. Use the internet, do some research.
Lord Nuffle thanks you all for following. Offerings of Brettonians and Khorne are now accepted. No thanks on the apes though. #bloodbowl
Lord Nuffle is seeking new apprentices. Please sacrifice yourself as soon as possible. #devotedgod #needsslaves #gottacatchemall
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Indeed, this calls for a new team, new sidelines, maybe another new board.
Praise Nuffle that Bloodbowl is back.
Lord Nuffle is not used to such praise, but gladly accepts your offer of a cooked skewer of the heart from a rabbit-human beast girl. xitter.cf/miiaaleksandra/status/…
Blood Bowl is much like any other sport. It's not about winning the game, it's about sacrificing failing players to Lord Nuffle. #godfacts
Lord Nuffle finds you all lacking. For every probability wizard's head provided, Lord Nuffle shall grant you favor. #annoyedgod #heretics
Lord Nuffle has been looking for acolytes. If interested, sacrifice 11 goblins at 11 minutes past the 11th hour of the 11th day. #ocdgod
There are few things more hated by Lord Nuffle than probably wizards. How dare they attempt to undo Lord Nuffle's divine judgement. #madgod