history grad (‘91), Loiners, Toon, Millwall, and exercising the hound.
Harrogate/City/South London
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Ten years since these disturbing scenes at Halesowen.
By the letter of the law, that’s probably a red card offence…
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I was shopping in Brighton and antizionists tried to stop me buying Israeli goods from Waitrose. They said I’d be “racist” to buy them. I asked if it was xenophobic to boycott a whole nation. They had no answers. So I bought LOADS of Israeli products and they were NOT happy.
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'He has since promised to give up the habit'
Monk on Caldey Island gave naked photos of himself to visitors bbc.in/4dXa09b
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I accidentally pooped my pants during a meeting today
But it wasn't a crisis—It was an opportunity to lean into vulnerability and practice radical composure during an unexpected operational disruption in the workplace.
These moments remind us that true leadership is about navigating discomfort with grace, maintaining professionalism under pressure, and quickly pivoting to contingency protocols.
With my steady hand at the ship, others in the room were hardly bothered by the foul stench emanating from my pants
Grateful for the chance to strengthen my resilience muscle and model authenticity for the team. #GrowthMindset #WorkplaceResilience #AuthenticLeadership #AlwaysLearning
@LGE_Global When you push a smart TV update, why not warn that it won’t work? Pisspoor.
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BREAKING: Andy Burnham to legislate that all sellotape must come with a dispenser to prevent losing the end. The PM said, “When taping up your broken windows after a riot, there is nothing worse than losing the end of the tape. I’m ending that”
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We've all been there, scrolling through x, and we see a maths based question citing that 90% of people will get the question wrong. But then maddeningly they don't tell you the answer.
Our new Government department of Maths Based Memes will ensure proper regulation of these posts and clear signing of the answer so you don't spend the whole day worrying about it.
I know its a small thing, but it's what we're doing as part of our Government of frivolous triviality.
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My mother would’ve been 77 today, instead she died at 52; 10 years older than me now 😬. She lived a full, but difficult life and I remember her not once complaining about it. My deepest sorrow is she never met my kids whom she’d have adored and vice versa.
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French maths test question:
Gaspard has thrown 17 stones at three police cars and set fire to four town halls.
How many pairs of trainers does he have?
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The Tricolore textbooks did not prepare us for all this shit going off in France. The most exciting thing that ever happened in La Rochelle was Annette falling off her bike or Philippe enjoying a particularly tense game of le badminton down l'auberge de jeunesse.
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Think of all the anarchists you've ever heard about
Like Kropotkin and Proudhon, cats and mink
There are lots of funny anarchists in all this world
But have you ever seen a rioter that is pink?
Think!
An anarchist that's positively pink
Well here he is, the pink panther
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It's never a good day when a media outlet closes.
Fortunately, The Canary wasn't a "media outlet" so much as a deeply sinister clearing house for rancid bigotry, hideous conspiracy theories and some of the most deeply deranged individuals I have ever come across.
Rest in Piss.
