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Like swords and horses and wet women messing about in lakes.

Camelot
Joined October 2012
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Lord Magoon retweeted
Don't forget to zip Farage's trousers back up when you have finished sucking him off Andrew. Today is about those who sacrificed their lives and the private and solemn reflection of that, yet you are fluffing for Farage - truly pathetic
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🚨But who'll put up the flags on lamp posts in his neighbourhood now?
A man who raped and sexually abused four teenage girls in the 1990s has been jailed more than 30 years after his offending began. leicspolice.link/DWKPL
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Bookmark this for when inflation spikes, petrol is over £1.50 a litre and food prices surge. Matt Goodwin: "I fully approve of the bombing against Iran - I'd rather pay more for my petrol than have mad Islamists with a nuclear weapon"
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Go fuck yourself, you grifting far-right cunt
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Lord Magoon retweeted
Would they?
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From the buffoons that brought you 'Poppy Rage', 'Easter Egg Rage', 'John Lewis Christmas Advert Rage' and 'Woke Rage' comes the latest burning national issue - I bring you, 'CRISP RAGE'.......😂
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This man is Desmond Poppy a teaching assistant at a primary school in Coventry. He was SACKED by a woke headteacher after people complained that he was making their nativity TOO CHRISTMASSY. It is DISGUSTING that this is happening in Britain in 2026. SHARE IF YOU AGREE!🇬🇧🇬🇧🎄✝️✝️
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Lord Magoon retweeted
Replying to @LeeAndersonMP_
I'm a ex striking Notts miner. Fuck off scabby bastard. You did fuck all for us when a Tory. You getting no credit for jumping on the bandwagon now Labour are sorting it. Hurry up and get to Hell where you belong
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Lord Magoon retweeted
Replying to @LeeAndersonMP_
Please ask any local miners in the Nottingham area , to question Lee Anderson as to why A) He wasn’t at Orgreave B) Why he joined the conservatives, who destroyed the mining industry
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Lord Magoon retweeted
Be vigilant, keep your kids away from anyone displaying this symbol #REFORM #PEDOPARTY
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UPDATED: This is the list of confirmed UK retailers who will currently not allow you to enter their premises if you’re wearing a poppy. Please reconsider and take your business elsewhere! C&A Our Price Little Chef Happy Eater Mister Byrite Debenhams Berni Inn Abbey National BHS Allders The Link Comet Allied Carpets Do It All Madhouse Index Safeway Gateway Dan-Air Keddies Gateway Ratners Alliance and Leicester Gamestation Dixons Phones4U Rumbelows Bejam Monarch Netto Thomas Cook Littlewoods Bradford and Bingley Texas Homecare Somerfield Barratts Tandy Courts JJB Sports Radio Rentals Virgin Megastores Woolworths
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Lord Magoon retweeted
Replying to @reformparty_uk
Meanwhile Nige is having a cheery pint with a man who had recently been arrested for rape.
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Lord Magoon retweeted
Replying to @TiceRichard
You've mislead us on your vetting policy
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Lord Magoon retweeted
Replying to @Nigel_Farage
Any comment on your robust vetting policy
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Lord Magoon retweeted
I can't tag Zia Yusuf as he blocked me ages ago, but he spent a great deal of time with George Madgwick during the rioting incited by the councillor in Portsmouth. I wonder if he'd care to comment?
George Madgwick has today been charged with 35 offences following rape and sexual assault allegations. Madgwick will appear at Portsmouth Magistrates Court later this month. Read more: orlo.uk/lS638
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Reform voter checking to see if his new foreign neighbours are weirdos.
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Tommy Robinson stands up in the dock to hear he has been found guilty of harassing journalists. You can see the shame written all over his face…(Well the top bit anyway.)
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Andrew Tate - alfalfa male
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