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Do not let my size fool you, I'm quite capable of drinking all of your wine. •GoT|RP|MC• #Charm

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Joined March 2015
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Lannister by birth, drunk by choice. -; New to fandom. -; Mature themes. -; Open to plotting. -; #Charm 《RT?》
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{Tapping my fingertips along the edge of the table.} I find it hard to believe that the coldest of lands yield the most delicious wines.
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{Skeptically eyes said bottle.} Now that depends upon the age, Jon.
Oh, must I be a *little* shit? {Taunting in return, twisting his words against himself.} I quite enjoy life, I'd have you know. xitter.cf/ALionInWesteros/status…
"You know you might get more out of life if you try it. No one likes a sour little shit all the time." Offers a coy grin. Teasing, of course xitter.cf/lorddemonmonkey/status…
Please. I'm nothing alike my sister, though visciousnes does run in the Lannister blood. {Offering a sly grin.}
I'll leave the *charming* to you, brother. I'll stick to the pompous and arrogant. xitter.cf/ALionInWesteros/status…
The only thing that would be awkward would be your lack of a hand for doing so, Lord Snow.
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The ravens seem to fly more frequently when a Lannister is at the throne. Perhaps not a good thing.
I'm many things, maiden, but adorable is not one. xitter.cf/OftheG0ddess/status/89…
{Takes note of the many fine folks filling my TL, glad to finally have some seven kingdom allies and foes.} Welcome, you vile lot.
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Attempting to locate others from the seven kingdoms like..
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