Ant.Bat

Just watched Across the Spiderverse in cinema. Pretty good, definitely expands on the first and a more traditional ensemble heroes story than the first. Maybe about 30mins too long and definitely made as a 2 parter from the start.

What happened to Werewolves before the invention of firearms to fire a silver bullet? Some Chinese fella with a 5th century rocket with a silver tip? Would a silver ballista/scorpion bolt count?

Just saved a hedgehog stuck in a stairwell outside a hotel. That is all.

Merry Xmas to me I guess. £200 gone.

If you can't smell what The Rock is cooking, it may be an early symptom of Covid19. Self isolate and book a test. #NHSCOVID19app

There Will Be Blood is one of my favourite films. Mini revelations still come to me after 20 viewings. Today I saw what Roger Ebert thought of it. 3.5 stars, some fair points. In the "currently playing" section at the bottom is Cuties, and its 4 stars. Fucking come on.

I found a letter in a carpark. I turned my van into a neckbeard. M'Renault.

Some old fat cunt mocked me in my face mask. "Oooeeerr look it's the Lone Ranger" I'm wearing the mask for old gammon shits like him. I fancy my chances with the Rona's. Fuck it, masks off.

If I punch myself in the mouth before sucking my own dick, will it feel like someone else is doing it?

Newquay looking like a PS1 game today.

Daughter comes down and sees a pro Starcraft 2 match for the first time. First thing she says, about the players, 'Why are their faces so grey?' That'll be the Adderall and 4hrs sleep a day.

The pioneers used to ride these babys for miles.

Right. Conspiracy hat pulled firmly on head. Trump's poor management of covid19 is an attempt to postpone the elections in November. Thoughts?

So I got a new car a month ago, something a bit bigger for child no#2 and all. With all this terrible weather I was looking at a water-resistant spray to keep the mud off the car for longer. In researching this I've accidentally fallen into the car detailing YouTube Hole.