Ugh, you’ve got to field that punt.

It’s a wet heat

Classy move by both France and Paraguay to wear red, white, and blue in honor of America’s 250th anniversary.

ESPN during the World Cup: “I bet you’re here for the College World Series! WNBA? Brendan Sorsby news? Offseason NFL rumors? Regular season baseball? Golf? Ok, fine here are some World Cup scores”

It’s really more of a milkstir when you think about it.

*bangs ski poles together* “It’s Klæbo-ing time!” - Johannes Høsflot Klæbo, probably

Unbelievable levels of going for it by Nick Goepper in the ski half pipe.

More sports should have music like figure skating and gymnastics do. Ski jump should have walk about music like pro wrestling. Slopestyle and half pipe should have music. Short track speed skating should have the Benny Hill theme song playing on a loop.

This needs to be played on skates or with one gripping shoe and one sliding shoe like curlers wear.

My office has a fantasy Olympics pool and I’ve never been so locked on the Olympics. I’ve got a lot riding on this skiathlon final!

Two of the top competitors for Men’s Slopestyle in Olympics are B. Ruud and A. Hall and my kids are cracking up.

Ole Miss winning the college football playoff, keeping all of their coaches and players, and leaving Lane Kiffin / LSU in the lurch is by far the funniest ending to the college football season. So that is what we must root for.

If @Chilis had a special pepper that they used to make their own chili and they sold them frozen then you could buy Chili’s chilly chili chilis.

Should it really count as 5 turnovers when 2 are on the same play?

Why is TJ Guy defending a Hail Mary in the end zone?

Why is the girl in the HR Block commercial dressed liked Wario?

Hello @StateFarm, it’s me Patrick. I’d like to file a claim. A bunch of birds broke in and completely wrecked my pocket.