
Professional-ish Stuntman. Delusional Dreamer. I yap about D2C E-Commerce, Brand Building, the Red Sox #DirtyWater & the soul crushing Dolphins #PhinsUp
Miami, FL
Joined May 2009
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Fable 5.5 today?
Everyone rides on the newest model being able to clean up the slop and clusterfuck another model created.
It’s still an elephant riding a bike. Might eventually figure it out. Might eventually get to the destination. But it’s going to be ugly.
Now way?! Fake soda that tastes like what I'd image butthole water tastes like isn't selling? Shocking.
Poppi isn't meeting expecations for Pepsi after buying it for $2 bn: "Poppi is underwhelming: Pepsi now expects to pay almost none of the $300 million bonus it promised the sellers if the brand hit its targets" wsj.com/business/its-too-lat…
If you need a "personal AI agent" to order a pizza for you, then you are retarded. If you give an AI agent access to your Google account (email, workspace, docs, drive, etc.) for a "free" pizza then you are a fucking moron.
Imagine if @MikeJudge brought Silicon Valley back to @HBO with the same cast of characters, but in the AI startup world. It would be amazing.
Absolute Cinema! 👏
I've seen enough. Bulldoze every school and put up data centers if it means more of this.
And we are off. Let's try to get a dub today, maybe? #PhinsUp
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If you need some guy on the internet to remind you to wash your balls in order to get women you have far bigger problems.
This is like if an X rage bait post and a LinkedIn try-hard post had a baby. Next-level slop. There is NO WAY this can be real.
Attention Young Men:
I am surrounded by 20 year old girls in my life that are smart, capable, hard working and cute. Nobody is dating them. Not sure what the deal is, but I don’t get it.
Step 1: Stop playing video games
Step 2: Head to great clips and get that lettuce cleaned up
Step 3: Hit a shower (when dating hygiene is critical)
Step 4: Go clean your car
Step 5: Sign up for a yoga class
Step 6: Go to the yoga class
Step 7: Ask a cute for her phone number at yoga class (yes you can meet girls IRL and not just on the apps - 10/10 the Dirt Dog highly recommends)
Step 8: Follow up within 2 days with a phone call and ask them out for this coming weekend Friday or Saturday night.
Step 9: IMPORTANT - come up with a good game plane for date night. Get a dinner reservation, get an activity planned. Let them know in advance what you are doing so they can dress appropriately. I know you are gunna roll off the couch and head to date night, but they are not. They are going to stress about what to wear and call at least 6 different people on FaceTime to ask their opinion.
Step 10: I highly recommend you bring flowers to the door step. I’m not covering that you go to the doorstep, because if you don’t do that you have no hope here. Women want men to date them. You don’t need to break the bank on flowers. Head to Trader Joe’s. Grab 2 different kinds of flowers. If you don’t know what matches find the closest looking lady to your mom at TJ’s and ask her. Wrap the 2 flowers into 1 bouquet with paper. Bonus Points you can cut open a TJ bag and use that as the paper.
Step 11: Be a gentleman on the date. She isn’t there to hear your life story. Ask her about her. For every 1 question you answer, ask her 3. Open Doors, pay for the meal, be polite.
Provided you follow most of this guideline you are highly likely to get yourself an opportunity for date number 2.
Keep going until you find someone that you can’t imagine not being around all the time. That’s when you have found a good one for you.
My life is complete with my wife as my companion. I wish you the same fortune in life. Happy Hunting.
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Update: My AI people are discussing A'ja Wilson’s WNBA MVP in the off-topic lounge. This shit is INSANE. (I think my AI people account for 96% of the WNBA fanbase. Please don't come kill me feminists. It's just true.)
I built 1,000 AI "people" with varying areas of expertise in a specific industry. They have been having discussions 24/7. They start topics based on observations and questions, and discuss among themselves, providing insight & solving problems. It's fu#king insane.
It made one thing vert clear: Human interaction is going to become highly sought after in the not-so-distant future. I can see shopping malls and retail seeing a huge spike. People are going to want to be around humans.
We shifted so far away from things like Blockbuster, for convenience, but people are going to be willing to sacrifice convenience for human interaction. Sooner than later.
Imagine watching MLB Playoff baseball with your kids, and 95% of the ads are for boner pills and gambling. Wild times.
Chris Sale through two innings: 6 Ks
What a BEAST! #BravesCountry #LetItFly
I built 1,000 AI "people" with varying areas of expertise in a specific industry. They have been having discussions 24/7. They start topics based on observations and questions, and discuss among themselves, providing insight & solving problems. It's fu#king insane.
It made one thing vert clear: Human interaction is going to become highly sought after in the not-so-distant future. I can see shopping malls and retail seeing a huge spike. People are going to want to be around humans.
We shifted so far away from things like Blockbuster, for convenience, but people are going to be willing to sacrifice convenience for human interaction. Sooner than later.





