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#Nєωт #HLRP The sole survivor of the Barney hivemind. Not quite human. Like 750 people in his head. he/him TW for Alcoholism, drug use, suicidal thoughts, gore.

Joined January 2021
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“Please hurry leave me, I can’t breathe. Please don’t say you love me” -Portrayal of the Barney hivemind in Half Life 2 - Only One Member left in the hivemind. - An angry, violent asshole. He sucks <3 #Nєωт #HLRP #MVRP
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Fuck this stupid Baja life
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Yeah sure that’s what I meant
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⠀CRiTTERCLOWNS.xn--6ii sorry to bring this onto the tl again but this is really important to me . Donut was my partner of almost three years and he lied about his age and possibly more to me for our entire relationship .
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……. (Squinting at Mike. It’s hard to tell emotions because he just looks pissed off at all times. But he’s quiet so that’s a small indicator that he doesn’t feel too happy)
I wonder how my cousin Joshua is doing....if he's even still alive....
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(… he’s worried. He knows better than to ask questions. But he’s very worried… he knows what complete radio silence about someone means. It’s different when they just d!e. Something bad happened. He knows it)
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hm…. didn’t see Mike today….
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//omg a bot’s theme is Nibbly from starkid hatchetfield series and I went. HELLO?
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//jesus, this Wave of bots is fucking insane
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Replying to @J0J0_joestar
@citizen95063 (Barney hadn’t been to work in two days. Days that definitely had been on his schedule. He had looked a shaken when Mike last saw him, only grunting in response to anything said to him. Barney had given Mike his address before, mostly to crash at after drinks,+
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+ but it probably wouldn’t hurt to check on him… Just to make sure he’s okay.
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(Grumble. He’s drunk in his apartment again. He tosses aside an empty beer bottle, which clatters against the dozens of others littered on the floor. He drags a hand down his face, muttering groggily to himself) shou’ visit ‘er…. but then I’d hafta- (hic) see them. Ugh.
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(Hes staring yo at the ceiling. Unable to sleep yet again)
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(He Just nods, looking at the ground a little) yeah…. guess you just. gotta keep goin yknow. It sucks
Barney- I don't know what I'm gonna do! I mean- [Kleiner grunted in a saddened expression]
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(He stays quiet, gently patting his shoulder.)
I just- I don't know what to do without her. I get she was a menace- but- she was sweet... at times.
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(He nods sadly and glances at Kleiner, hesitantly putting a hand on the older man’s shoulder.) ‘M sorry doc. I know she meant a lot to ya. (Barney? Comforting someone? Who is this impostor)
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Welcome to the club, buddy. Need a drink?
I'm beginning to think that Lamarr is dead. My child is gone...
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Calhoun retweeted
[ gesturing at an adult man covered in blood. ] yeah, that's my babygirl.
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WHO IS JUST THINKING HORSE SOUNDS I LITERALLY CANT EVEN HEAR MYSELF HORSE I MEAN THINK
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(Hes pacing around in circles) No wonder people think we’re crazy you dumb motherfuckers Well good for them for figuring it out can you at least have SOME subtlety? Literally no. God you’re impossible
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