I'm Dan and I live in London...Londan...get it? Follow me if you like foody posts, photos of interesting things and the occasionally witty comment.
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Looking back on 14 years of the Tories is like looking back at the traumatising post-vindaloo shit you just did in the toilet.
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Victoria Derbyshire pulls apart Sunak’s claim that a Labour govt will raise taxes by £2000
“I’m going to pull you up on that Claire Coutinho. The calculations are made by Tory SpAds, they’re political appointees & that is misleading to voters and very disrespectful”
#newsnight
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How to really enjoy the rain:
1. Stand at the window (inside)
2. Put non-tea drinking hand on hip
3. Sip tea from mug
4. Say “look at that rain” or “it’s really coming down now”
5. Ask someone else if it’s raining where they are
6. Say the garden needs it
7. Eat all the biscuits
Couldn’t agree more. A great podcast!
“2022 belonged to @campbellclaret + @RoryStewartUK” 👑
A huge thanks to @j_amesmarriott for including us in @thetimes top 25 podcasts of 2022! 🍾
Read more below 👇
thetimes.co.uk/article/d7b5c…
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March 2023: Newly-installed chancellor Michael Fabricant unveils the government’s 48th mini-budget of the year. ‘This is the one that moves Britain forward’ says Liz Truss, from a fortified WWII bunker in Norfolk.
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After announcing massive profits, energy bosses admit they have some difficult decisions to make, as Ferraris are nice but Bentleys are more practical.
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A letter to @UKPrimeMiniste4 @BorisJohnson @GarethDavies_MP and fao @NSPCC My friend is trying to help a #Ukraine️ family here, the son’s eyesight is deteriorating from trauma. 26 day wait on VISAs so far. How much more do they have to suffer?! What else does she have to do?!
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NASA’s Perseverance rover just captured a Martian eclipse! Mars’ moon Phobos moving across the sun
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And even though I was such an abomination that I was sacked from not one but two ministerial posts, I still knew enough about the establishment, so they gave me a knighthood… which was nice
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Putin has got no chance against this Ukrainian chap who carries landmines away with a fag on.
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I’m in Kyiv, Russian troops have encircled the city and are advancing, and guess what’s in the telly!! @MastermindQuiz #kyiv
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🚨🚨🚨 Excited to announce my production company @persephonica will be making an ambitious new podcast with @Global, hosted by @maitlis and @BBCJonSopel. Can't wait to be reunited with these broadcasting legends as exec producer on this milestone moment for podcasting. More soon!
