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Snr UX/IA pro @ BBC. Lady Embroideress. Seasider. Flailing mum. Occasionally hilarious, frequently hungry. she/her. Same username on IG x

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Joined April 2010
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No idea who’s still lurking here but my annual embroidery exhibition for @leigharttrail starts tomorrow. Details and PRESS COVERAGE 😎 littleleighstitchery.com/art…
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Weirdly this makes more sense than the real reason 😏
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Anyone know wtf is happening over on the Isle of Grain?! The whole estuary horizon appears to be on fire, thick billowy smoke visible from Southend…
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Hello binfire hellsite. 1 week left to catch my exhibition in the world’s smallest museum - a little red K6 telephone box in Southend. A local paper have called me “a thought-provoking artist” so please address me as such from now on ok thanks byeeee x instagram.com/reel/CzuDe67Ln…
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Not sure what the point of sharing this here is, but next week I’m installing an art exhibition in the world’s smallest museum - the clifftown telephone box in Southend. It’ll have diaries on fabric and a let you contact the dead instagram.com/reel/CyV_NAmIz…
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I can’t remember ever actually leaving a gig ever that early in my life before. I’ve seen talk of the Strokes having ‘sound issues’ last night and it was absolutely not that. They played a shitty setlist and didn’t give af. YeahYeahYeahs were, however, blindin.
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What I wouldn’t give to work some sexy content design readability magic on the @parkrunUK results emails. Lemme at it.
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Are we not all pronouncing the ‘X’ as a smoochy kiss sound? Cz I just asked @strnks if he had sent any *smoochy kiss sound*s today and he had nfi what I was on about
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I’m just saying Nev and Kamie would have bust this Wooten thing wide open years ago
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Just popping in to report that the episode of Ben & Holly’s Little Kingdom ‘Journey to the Centre of the Earth’ (Season 2, Episode 39, 2013) is pretty much the exact plot of Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania (2023). Also one is much better than the other.
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Surely it can’t be long before ancestry.com have to announce that we’ve completed it. Joined everyone up. Fully mapped. Mission accomplished.
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It’s only when you become a parent that you truly discover just how much of the floor is made of lava
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Finally back at work. Would have returned sooner but was locked out of my laptop by what I thought was a forgotten password, but was actually my username. I forgot who I was. Locked out of my own laptop by some sort of metaphor.
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Oh, Jeff Beck. It was Hi Ho Silver Lining my dad wanted played (by a lone piper?!) at his funeral, as specified in the slightly mad eulogy he wrote himself. The night after my dad died, an original 7” of it arrived in the post for my mum. He’d ordered it as a gift a week earlier.
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(It was his signature floor filler tune when DJing)
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More dad treasure from my aunt’s archives. Hard to read but a clipping from a local paper, 1971, when he held a 24hr DJ disco marathon for charity and go-go dancers mopped his brow.
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Today, a family friend (who sang at my parents’ wedding) read the eulogy that my dad wrote for himself. The whole room was full of snotty sad laughter at his awful, wonderful jokes (and if you know anything about Jewish funerals, you’ll understand how special and rare this is) ❤️
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Actually, I don’t know a ton about non Jewish funerals either but I don’t think it’s that normal to have written your own eulogy anyway (don’t correct me if I’m wrong though) x
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With a couple of days between things, I’ve remembered that when I was sat in the little lounge at dad’s hospice, making tearful snotty phone calls, I finished a whole box of Kleenex, disposed of them in a bin beside a stack of leaflets titled Tissue Donation
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Just to make sure his very particular brand of dark comedy continues posthumously, and thanks to recent Royal Mail strikes, presents are now arriving in the post for my mum from my dad.
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My funny, supportive, generous dad died peacefully last night. It’s only been 24hrs, and I don’t really know what day it is and it’s the wildest rollercoaster but he’d be so delighted at how quickly it’s all descended into typical sitcom mayhem.
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Trying to find undecorated disposable tablewear for a shiva that’s due to start on New Year’s Day is quite a ride. There’s a high risk of Minions themed mourning.
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My fave Older Relative social media user trope is “put a thing up”. Did you see what your sister in law put up? Danny Dyer put a thing up about Eastenders. Mum’s friend put a thing up with some minions on. Vague and muddled yet accidentally perfectly descriptive. I love it.
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The stats around organ donation for eyes continue to absolutely blow my mind. 112 donor patients = 1000+ people helped ❤️
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