@Loki5

You know what? Why don't you go ahead and make up a bio for me. Whatever you like. Maybe I'm a robot...or a six-armed samurai. Maybe I'm just lazy.

 Somewhere in California.
loki5.livejournal.com/
Joined April 2009
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I'm working overtime tonight. If time equals money, then I'm earning OVERMONEY!
Isn't anybody going to wish me tweet dreams? SORRY!
Ok, sorry. Now I really am going to go to tweep...er, I mean sleep.
Twitter slang gone too far: Her twits were huge, and she had a tweet ass.
Twitter slang gone too far: In lieu of a romp between the tweets, one may have to settle for twitterbation.
For those just tuning in, I was doing those all freakin' night last night. Now I really must go to sleep. HIDOKU, everybody!
Little used chat acronym: G2SN/HIDOKU = Going To Sleep Now. Hope I Dream Of Killing You.
A haiku: I must buy a card / My nephew's getting married / And I won't be there.
I know I said that yesterday, but this time I mean it!
Managed to once again escape work with life, mind, and soul mostly intact. Just one more night.
...I just didn't get to you. Better luck next week. I will exchange luck for dollars or pastrami sandwiches, by the way.
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There, I have completed my obligatory whorage to #followfriday. If you didn't make the list, it isn't because I don't think you're worthy...
#followfriday: @TheAuthorGuy, @TimeTravelTwitt, @kamiNcali, @MrNexx, @Citizen_Lazlo, @EvilTwinBrian, @mightymur, @schrodinger_cat
RT @boyscouts "BSA's 2 millionth Eagle Scout is Anthony Thomas from Minnesota!" Congratulations Anthony.
I just want to hear Sam L. Jackson say "I am tired of these mutherf'ing Silverback Gorillas of the Eastern Congo on this mutherf'ing plane!"
#unlikelysequels: Silverback Gorillas of the Eastern Congo on a Plane.
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Little used chat acronym: MorFology = The study of Males or Females.
previous RT of @evanier edited for length.
RT @evanier If they'd had Twitter in 1863, every1 would have received the Gettysburg Address at 1 time but it would have been 17 words long.
Little used chat acronym: ERHIT = Every Rose Has Its Thorn. [typically resp. to w/ JLECSSSS = Just Like Every Cowboy Sings a Sad Sad Song]
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