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Logan

@LoganLovesLife

I said what I said

Joined February 2020
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Them: What are your hobbies? Me: I enjoy making strangers on the internet smile.
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It gets dark at 5pm because we’re supposed to have our Christmas lights up
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Life would be more fun if everybody's middle name was motherfuckin
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My wife was yelling at me so I interrupted her to ask Alexa to play a little soothing background music.
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Well Thanksgiving dinners in Texas should be pretty entertaining this year.
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Northerners: I'm extremely ill Southerners: I'm sickernshit 🤣
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I support women dressing like this all year, not just Halloween 🎃👻
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Most of the time I’d rather eat pussy than fuck.
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We don't call people "nincompoops" anymore and I think it's a damn shame
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Tyrann Mathieu GOES OFF on the Saints’ offensive line after their loss to the Steelers in Paris 😳 "For Christ’s sake, I took a pay cut three years in a row so they could find a way to pay offensive linemen that don’t block, who don’t make a difference... 17 runs, 18 yards. I don’t care if you’re playing backyard football, that's not a recipe for success."
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ثلاث طرق لترضي زوجتك وقت العصبية ... قبلها .. اصفع مؤخرتها .. أعطها الكثير من الطعام ..
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This October is octobering way better than previous Octobers octobered.
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the hottest girl you know reads books, wears glasses, drinks coffee and cusses like a sailor.
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What happens if your card is declined at a restaurant and you’ve already eaten the food?
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@ReeseforsureOct 21
This gonna be me 😍
Dogs do speak (@6speak) profile pictureDogs do speak
@6speakOct 20
A grandma celebrating the birthday of her dog. The dog didn’t even look at the food, the eyes were all on grandma.. 🥺
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Burger King really needs to bring back the Italian Chicken Sandwich
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Got confused with all the yard signs, I think I voted for a realtor
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Weather went from 100 to 60 like it saw a state trooper
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I would do anything for my daughter but I’ll never buy her kinetic sand again.
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I’m to the point where I’m gonna vote for whoever stops texting me first
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Ever see someone pregnant and be like... “You had sex?”
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