Brand creative. Copywriter. Former sports stringer for Chicago Tribune. DMs open 24/7/265. Disc golfing the other 100.
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Joined July 2009
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The Memphis Grizzlies got seven first round picks for Desmond Bane and JJJ.
The Chicago Bulls couldn’t get a single first in trades of: Lavine, Demar, Ayo, Coby and Vuc.
If that isn’t horseshit management, I don’t know what is. #SeeRed
Fire AKME.
Shout-out to the show Deli Boys. They filmed on my block this week and their crew plowed the street; first time all year my Chicago street has been plowed.
My favorite tracks after one listen through Deadbeat:
My Old Way, Dracula, Loser, Obsolete and Afterthought.
#TameImpala
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This dog learned to move around on a big ball and now refuses to walk normally
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So many kids need this advice 😤😤
"Every other decision is the right one. Screen away, front cut, back cut, space away from the ball. The last thing we can do is just do this. It's the weakest move in basketball."
(Via @ClutchPoints 🎥)
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These were Michael Jordan’s first three dunks in the NBA… 😳
Just ridiculous. (h/t @NBACobwebs)
I drove ONE mile with a 15-foot box truck rental and @uhaul charged me $47 in gas. Thanks, U-Haul!
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A Flamin’ Hot Cheeto in the vague shape of the Pokémon Charizard, dubbed Cheetozard, is available for bid through Ebay. bit.ly/3Xb8Tu2
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Derrick Rose was unbelievable in high school.
All of these highlights are from the SAME GAME!!
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NEVER doubt Quincy Hall. 😱
A EPIC comeback to win 400m GOLD! #ParisOlympics
📺 NBC & Peacock
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WOW. 😱
A STUNNING upset in the men’s 1500m as AMERICAN COLE HOCKER takes gold! #ParisOlympics