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Joined December 2019
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Having traveled for work every week - sometimes several times a week - for years, this guy gets it and he’s absolutely right.
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Thank God we have Holy Rowe to ask, “What does this win mean for your program?”
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The Trump administration isn’t even trying to hide the aliens anymore bro
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Shane Gillis if you can read this please go back on SNL and say "Women that suck dick are whores." We need you
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Walking into the gym today to see what all the ladies are wearing to “own Shane Gillis”
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Moto’s Mortal Locks retweeted
Sucking their dicks makes them even angrier
Gonna dress even sluttier to anger the misogynists. Fuck em.
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I’m crying bro, they got Tua stimming in Darius’ closet😭😭😭
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This hero is willing to publicly torch his dignity in order to turn the tables on psychotic feminists. Godspeed Matthew 🫡
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Moto’s Mortal Locks retweeted
Bradley Chubb caught a win & a fist to the face tonight
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Trump promising 5k is comical. Trying to bribe votes. Would send us into hyperinflation faster than we are already headed. Has to be a gimmick of some sort. Were so fucked lol
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Moto’s Mortal Locks retweeted
Mike Evans had to check the back of Diggs’ jersey to see who was talking
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Telling your boys to meet you in the handicap stall.
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Just layin down some stripes in the fairway since theres a chance of some sex for binky tn
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Replying to @TMZ
TMZ obtained a text chain between Jonathan Newell and Jane Doe. On the evening of October 21, 2024, Jonathan apologizes to Jane and says, "You're an amazing person and I genuinely hope ur not catching as much heat from this as we r. We've been shutting down any stories we've heard but again I'm so so sorry."
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“Jane Doe” after raping 7 innocent frat guys at once:
Replying to @conlin_lauren
LAST POST: "He did not recall who poured that ketamine or how much they consumed. He also indicated that Complainant "got up out of the bed and started doing like a bodybuilder pose" while [REDACTED] were in the alumni room. (App. A, 186) " "In [REDACTED]'s January 8 interview, he recalled entering the alumni room in the early morning hours of October 20 and talking with Complainant and [REDACTED]. He continued, "At some point, then the door opens in the room. I look back and I see [Respondent [REDACTED]] has entered the room. Then, I can't recall if it was right behind him or a little bit later at some point [REDACTED] walks into the room as well." In the hearing on May 14, 2025, [REDACTED] explained, "I believe sometime shortly before [REDACTED] asked to ingest ketamine off of Complainant's body, I remember actually hearing the door and glancing back and seeing them, but I actually don't recall where they were exactly when he said those words specifically." (Trans. 5/14; 144) In his January 27 interview, [REDACTED] said that he and [REDACTED] then ingested ketamine off Complainant's body. In the hearing on May 14, he stated about that time, "I had not heard or seen [Respondent [REDACTED]] since I heard that door open in the moment, but I think I had the impression that they were in the room too somewhere in the background." (Trans. 5/14; 147) When asked what gave him the impression that Respondent [REDACTED] was still in the room at that time, [REDACTED] answered, "I just didn't recall hearing the door open again." (Trans. 5/14; 147) In his January 27 interview, he said about what happened next, "I remember at some point, [Respondent [REDACTED]] just comes up to me. I'm not sure what he said, but he just walks up to me because he's one of my friends. [...] I don't remember the exact words he said to me, but I just remember him coming up to me, and then, going back to talking with, I believe, it was [REDACTED]." (App. A, 428) He recalled that the next thing that happened was Complainant exiting the bed and "flexing her muscles to everybody in the room," after which [REDACTED] "came into the room and basically kick[ed] everyone out[.]" (App. A, 428) He did not remember Respondent [REDACTED] inhaling ketamine off Complainant's body. [REDACTED] each consistently recalled - both at their respective interviews and at the hearing - that they observed Respondent [REDACTED] exiting the alumni room at or around 5:00 a.m. when they went to that room with [REDACTED]."
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Moto’s Mortal Locks retweeted
Them NYC Tunnels is Dangerous.
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andrew tate when eels start electrocuting eachother
😳 Andrew Tate allegedly had Bestiality porn with horse and eel, videos of minors. Full details: tmz.com/2026/10/06/andrew-ta…
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This is why i hate fantasy football 😂 $200 for a 4 month job and i got a bench like this
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Moto’s Mortal Locks retweeted
The Japanese call of Munetaka Murakami’s home run
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