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Orisha

@LocalOrisha

A loner from the trenches. AI Enthusiast, Crypto maniac. Writer Poems, trends and fun

 Nigeria
Joined June 2026
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Random???? A Rupert's tear????
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Exhausted but happy
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Dem no dey gree abort pregnancy
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Forget cruise Girl wey ugly,na them dey do true love pass๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜‚
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Follow people that are successful
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My lunch this afternoon is vegetable soup with fish and hot Eba. Who else is taking Eba for lunch this afternoon @UnfilteredHetty @Omotoodun yours should be Amala as a yoruba.right?
I AM FOOTBALL (@iamfootball_) profile pictureI AM FOOTBALL@iamfootball_Nov 9
Good morning beautiful people... What are we taking for breakfast? Mine is just a few slices of bread combined with Mayonnaise and tea. How about yours?
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Have you ever lived a regimented lifestyle How was it
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No go do pass. Yourself o Dem go laugh you
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"No do NYSC ooo" A proper call to order But people no dey listen
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Do your 2 mins and stand up
VOIDWALKER (@Voidwalker80) profile pictureVOIDWALKER
@Voidwalker80Nov 9
40sec to 1min No be me one girl go kpai ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Na only you
DAVID ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ (@clever301) profile pictureDAVID ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ
@clever301Nov 9
Boys' life no really hard, we just dey wear one boxer for like 5 days.
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Success is hard Failure is hard Choose your hard
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Rush ooo Time no dey
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Morning
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Actually, being wild and unrestrained has its own perks
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Bruv Do your 2 mins and get up If she complains, hand over a dildo to her
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Ahhh
Ustey (@manus0024) profile pictureUstey
@manus0024Nov 7
My boss accidentally transferred โ‚ฆ2.5 million into my account instead of โ‚ฆ250,000. I noticed immediately but decided to wait for him to call. Three days passed. Nothing. Then HR invited me for a meeting. My boss looked at me and asked, โ€œHave you checked your salary?โ€ โ€ฆ I said yes. He replied, โ€œGood. Because that extra money was meant for
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If I try I might fail, I might succeed If I don't try, I will not fail but I will not succeed I am divine, I am the Local orisha
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Ain't nothing little about lil sis
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What's your definition of "A happy ending"
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Someone has to make a dictionary A pidgin dictionary Like???
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Consistentcy can be sooo tiring But it's all worth it in the end
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