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guess the offense!
QB1: cuck
RB1: Hitler
RB2: should be RB1
WR1: best in the nation
WR2: dead
WR3: nonexistent
TE: dead
LT: woman beater
LG: Good
C: Decent
RG: washed?
RT: shows flashes
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Adam Schefter@AdamSchefterJun 12
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Cardinals LB Mack Wilson Sr. is unfazed by the Rams and their off-season moves.
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Shannon Sharpe SLAMS Detroit Lions Defensive Coordinator, Kelvin Sheppard for dismissing the defense's major struggles as "poison" and "perception." 👀
Unc sets the record straight, pointing out Sheppard is ducking accountability after ranking 32nd across 7 key stat categories isn't media chatter—it's cold, hard reality.
"Let me know if this perception or is this reality. In total defense, you 32nd. In pass defense, you 32nd. In third down defense, you 32nd. In first down reception percentage, you 32nd. In total EPA, you 32nd." 😳
"Big plays in the pass, you 32nd. Big plays in the run, you 32nd. Pass TDs allowed, that's 32nd. Now I just need to know, you said the perception by who? Is this reality, or is this Memorex?"
"They 32nd! Only people that play worse... Ohio State, Alabama, Georgia. Them the only people that play worse defense! You can't find nobody in the NFL playing worse defense than the Detroit Lions. That's fact."
"And you mad at a reporter talking about perception? Nah bro, that ain't no perception, that's reality. You need to get your act together."
Is the critism from Unc deserved?
[ via @NightcapShow_ ft @ShannonSharpe / #onepride ]
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Lets live life together xitter.cf/zendaya/status/9273964…
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NO PODÉS APUÑALAR AL TIPO QUE HIZO ESTE TEMA YO TE VOY A SALVAR TODO VA A ESTAR BIEN TRANQUILO
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will@will_nba_haterSep 28
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This guy has exactly 2 clients in the NBA.
Tari Eason, who signed a deal so bad for the player everyone immediately told him to fire his agent and he was crashing out on twitter….
And Jalen Duren.
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Kelvin Sheppard watching the OC that puts up 31 points a game get trashed instead of him
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Howie Roseman took 7 yrs to win one
Les Snead - 9 yrs
John Schneider 12 yrs between SB wins
Ozzie Newsom 12 yrs.
Ron Wolf - 7 yrs
Tex Schramm 11 yrs
Al Davis 6 yrs
Gil Brandt 11 yrs
Bill Polian 10 yrs
Scott Pioli 7 yrs
Kevin Colbert 5 yrs
Mickey Loomis 9 yrs
Jason Licht 7 yrs
Replying to @TBrandon84
Has he given us a Super Bowl? He's got 5 years under his belt. How many more years does he get a free pass for?
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The leagues obsession with the NFC east has been a plague to primetime slots for years, I’m so fucking sick of it man
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Chanting “let’s go Lions” while the team is on offense is DIABOLICAL!!!
I couldn’t help myself!!! 😂
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Football Performances@NFLPerformancesSep 5
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DARIAN MENSAH JUST HAD A DREAM DEBUT FOR MIAMI 🔥
27/30, 400 PYDS, 5 PTD, 0 INT




























