@LocalCreature

don't look at me • they/them • hobbyist writer

Joined April 2016
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They are connected by a terrorist organisation called the Virginia Company which was formed to unleash senseless violence on North America 420 years ago, resulting in the creation of the hyper-violent religious fanatics we now know as "Americans".
My craziest conspiracy theory that I 100% believe is that the murder of Matt Shepard and the Columbine shooting are actually connected My belief is that they were both caused by a right wing terrorist organization established on the early Internet that still hasn’t been found
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4 years after pre-med, med students are just starting residencies, so how does that work?
This is bad….
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That's one of the things that makes me so, so angry about all this Vance went to Yale, even Trump went to UPenn They are playing you, and they delight in it, they think you are subhuman
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...Vance went to *Yale Law* but Ohio State undergrad and...there's absolutely NOTHING wrong with OSU, it's just that having just read that factoid I did laugh a little because this man is just so pathetic, so desperate to join this little club that will never ever ever let him in
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Remember George W. Bush's whole Texas yokel act? How it was so broad as to be vaudevillian? How everyone ate it up even though the Bushes are Connecticut WASPs and W went to Philips Academy and then Yale? Vile
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I remember when we were all sort of ragging on Margaret Atwood and The Handmaid's Tale for like...focusing on white women too much? For being like "What if the bad things that have been done to brown women happened to white women??" but they really are just making Gilead real huh
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The concept of someone not knowing what SSBBW stands for but also somehow seeing it all the time is so funny
have no idea what the fuck SSBBW means so whenever i see it i go "ah yes, super saiyan big beautiful woman"
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JUST IN: Thieves steal two Nvidia-branded trailers expecting them to be loaded with AI GPUs, but find 40,000 pounds of sand instead.
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some ppl on twitter try so hard to be a snarky mean girl that they end up being weirdly aggressive and mean about shit that is not nearly that serious. ure mad about like top 10 most common human experiences ever
when people say "they're figuring out their sexuality" like it's some fucking herculean task like what gets ur dick hard or pussy wet that's ur sexuality my god. GROW UP!
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Can GLP-1 help me lose the unbearable weight of my sins?
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I once interviewed for a job where I would have been the person drafting statements like these, and while it's probably appropriate that I didn't get it, I do think I would have done a way better job than this
An insane thing for this university to say.
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They cited nobody, and I wondered what kind of a monstrous sociopath would welcome this. Folks,
Trump is banning students majoring in degrees that don’t make enough money from taking out college loans. Degrees for social work, art, religious studies, teaching aides, and music will be hit the hardest. trib.al/NmmAzhf
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Recent Events have me once again considering: the cube
too long have we been limited by the 2-dimensional political alignment chart. i think by using my new tool we can truly map another person's politics. introducing: The Ideology Cube
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it’s insane how you basically have to reread any given book once every two years to rly have the slightest idea wtf you’re talking about
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the state of Raccoon City approximately 45 minutes after the movie ends
Do we all agree that this would be such a good direction for Resident Evil 2? 👀 Set it a couple of weeks after the first movie, with Michelle still searching for Bryan after the destruction of Raccoon City. The twist being Bryan no longer a human. He’s slowly making his way through the Arklay Mountains, spreading the infection while something inside him keeps pulling him back to Michelle and their unborn child. >>>
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how ur email finds me
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