McConaughey going Clooney-tunes is the most expected thing to happen all year.

Ok, don't jump me, I like Yash, but has anyone asked about the way he talks about women? Did I miss it? Is he getting a pass? #bb28

Dallas doing Dallas things will never not be funny to me #Cowboys

I can't believe people are still using Drewlody btw, clearly even they prefer MeloDrew, have some respect 😂 #Sarcasm #BB28 #WhySoSerious

Checking in on MeloDrew drama realizing how toxic and insecure my ex was, cause if I denied or didn't claim him, he would've accused me of being ashamed of him or some BS. Anyways I hope those two are doing well 😂 #ToxicRelationships #bb28 #ThinkingOutLoud

So no one's asked Devens why he never learned to chew with his mouth closed, or asked Drew why he brushes his teeth like the Tasmanian devil? What happened to real journalism? #bb28

Ya'll making me feel bad cause I could give two fuqs about fap, someone call me when melodrew figure out what they are or aren't #ItsGettingStale #bb28

Having an allergic reaction to allergy meds the weirdest sh!t istg

My coworker across the way saying "so he liked their cooking and that's bad?" I thought it was about #bb28 but apparently it was about her uncle or something 😆 #BackToLife

I really hope the hg's stay off this particular app for their own mental health #bb28 #LooneyTunesInHere

People keep asking how Devens won AFP. They're called Survivor fans, along with casuals, and I'm guessing they outnumber us (feeders) by a lot. #bb28 #WeCameClose

Did someone really start a GoFundMe for Drew? Ya'll are hilarious #BB28

I hate being right all the time #BB28

I think Drew has figured it out, but I need Melody to find out what a d!ck Barrett is, like right now #bb28

I'm gonna need every interviewer to guilt the hell out of Devens for cutting Drew #BB28 #NotThatHeWillCare #HesInTheMoney

Why are people acting brand new? Yash was never voting for a woman. #BB28

They need to move into obscurity together #bb28

So, who do I gotta follow for the scoop on after-parties and whatnot? #BB28

It feels gross #MyStupidSummerObsession #BB28

Well, that's a summer and 1.5 hours I'll never get back #BB28 #FuckRigDevensAISTS