LoLo

Me after smashing three baskets of chips at a Mexican restaurant and then my entree comes out

Me opening Bumble this morning after forgetting that in a moment of desperation I changed my dating age range from 40-60.

Accidentally just viewed the LinkedIn profile of the guy I’m currently talking to. I will now be passing away.

I’m still recovering from new Hozier AND Olivia Rodrigo music yesterday.

I was listening to an oldies playlist on Spotify today and was absolutely horrified to hear songs included from Florence + The Machine’s Lungs album.

It’s 60 degrees in the Midwest in February. I’m emptying my 401k tomorrow.

When you’re watching The Iron Claw but you can hear every song from the Eras Tour movie in the theatre next door.

Pregamed going to Olive Garden for dinner at my favorite dive bar, which happened to be playing Lorde. This is living.

Noah Kahan, Bleachers, and Hozier (rumored) skipping Michigan for their 2024 tours will be my villain origin story.

The only people I judge more this time of yeah than Apple Music users are people who have Morgan Wallen as their number one artist on their Spotify wrapped.

No Michigan? This better be FAKE.

I met Jake Gyllenhall after a show he was in on broadway and instead of complimenting the show I said how much I loved a video someone made of him dancing and played “Bad and Boujee” over it and he stared at me for at least 30 seconds and then stopped signing autographs and left.

I’m going to see Arctic Monkeys in concert in two weeks and American Horror Story just released the new season’s premiere date and cast photos. I think 2013 Lauren would be happy to know her love for two of her favorite things is still going strong a decade later.

Beyoncé’s Renaissance World Tour was hands down the best concert I’ve ever been to. The vocals, set list, choreography, costumes, staging and visuals: phenomenal. Every single minute made sitting on my 9am Zoom call the next morning covered in glitter 100% worth it.