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im bisexual, i like food and money.
俺両性愛者なんだ、食物とお金が好きだし。
ore ryouseiaisha nanda, tabemono to okane ga suki dashi.
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- are you single?
- it depends on who asks
- 恋人いないの?
- 聞く人によるよ
- koibito inai no?
- kiku hito niyoru yo
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hairdresser: how do you like it?
me: i like it, thank you very much.
*i go home and cry*
美容師: いかがですか?
僕: 良いですね、有難うございました。
*家に帰って泣く*
biyoushi: ikaga desuka?
boku: iidesune, arigatou gozaimashita.
*uchi ni kaette naku*
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welcome to my crappy world
of twitter
ボクノ クダラナイ ツィッター ノ セカイ ヘ ヨウコソ
bokuno kudaranai tsuitta- no sekai e youkoso
(´･_･` )
ヽ ﾉ)
｣｣
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there are lots of complicated things, for example everything.
物事には複雑なことがたくさんある、例えば全部。
monogoto niwa fukuzatsuna koto ga takusan aru, tatoeba zenbu.
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you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you bETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 – at Corona, CA
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"dont be sad, you still have your whole life ahead of you"
but that's why im so sad.
"悲しまないで、君の人生はまだまだこれからなんだから"
だからこそ悲しいんだよ。
"kanashima naide, kimino jinsei wa madamada korekara nandakara"
dakara koso kanashii nda yo.
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I was offered sex by a 25 year old woman in exchange that I’d advertise some sort of kitchen cleaner for her. Of course I said no because of my strong will power. Which is just as strong as Astonish. The super strong kitchen cleaner now available in scented lemon or vanilla
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i get stressed and my stress stresses me.
ストレスがたまると、そのストレスがストレスになってしまう。
sutoresu ga tamaru to, sono sutoresu ga sutoresu ninatte shimau.
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my life on weekends:
1. get up
2. breathe
3. go back to bed
おいらの週末 oirano shu-matsu
1.起きる okiru
2.息をする ikiwosuru
3.二度寝する nidonesuru
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akira kid never tried to join click and in some weird way i kinda feel offendedt since he joins everywhere