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16 minute into a cooking video and this mf introduce an ingredient he overnight soaked marinated and refrigerated
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this is a message to Mazraoui and Mazraoui only. There’s a mosque near me and they need someone to teach kids Quran, wallahi let me know I’ll put your name down brother.
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This is lower than the depths of hades
Cesc Fabregas: "I told them [Como players] to slow down at 4-0!" [@BeanymanSports]
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KYS ASAP, that’s some shit that you could do for me @ManUtd
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LVG never got battered like this
Carrick has managed to produce a less inspiring version of LVG ball
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Carrick out tonight please
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Mazraoui it’s time to become an Imam cousin
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Mazraoui wearing leggings, the massive fucking pussy. 🚮
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Several people need to lose their job at full time. This is one of the darkest performances I’ve ever witnessed from this team.
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Andrey santos is absolute dross
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Is it calm for Mazraoui to be wearing long johns in the professional game?
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Unreal rage bait from Jacquet
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I’m out
It's time for team news! ⏰ 🔴 Here's your United starting XI... 🤳 @Snapdragon
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nigga just asked me to gameshare gta 6
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never seen united twitter this dead. everyone's given up on this club 😭
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Mind games
No squad is perfect & has two top players for every position, especially one that’s underperformed & missed out on CL as much as Man Utd. Rashford/Cunha/Zirkzee/Mbeumo are better options than Man City have. City have a midfielder as 1st choice RB & the Lewis role is Dorgu at MU.
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As soon as I see a man do that ‘clock it’ action with his hands I know to keep our conversations brief
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I am FUCKING WEAK!!! Michael Jackson ain’t running out of gas at all!! 😭😭😭😭
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Zero ball knolly smh
You see these guys love to cherry pick… it’s easy to criticise Dalot, but will never critique Lammens for parrying it the wrong way, he didn’t the same at the World Cup too. But let’s criticise the easy target.
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