“So, what do you do?”
“I’m a resident.”
“Oh what kid of doctor are you going to be?”
“No, I kind of just live in town.”
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medieval frasier episode where fraser & niles realize they have the same heraldry on the eve of battle & have to frantically try to sabotage the other's banner
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just found the cutest thing ever
Replying to @dharmawarrior3
sorry, twitter took away public likes so I use this period now so my girlfriend can look at tweets I like
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Fear not the man who has drawn his blade a thousand times. Fear the one whose sword is en route from Amazon two-day delivery.
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God made everything? Sweetie, only the unbridled malice of man could create macaroni salad.
Having your nose hang out of your mask is an embarrassment on par with having your butt crack hang out of your jeans
Calling someone a bastard:
-crude
-unoriginal
-were they really born out of wedlock?
Calling someone a fickle paramecium:
-impactful
-demands respect
-finally puts your science degree to use

















