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UMN | Genetics, Cell Biology & Development

Joined September 2011
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I just emailed this powerpoint to my crush Carter do you think it'll work ://
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“So, what do you do?” “I’m a resident.” “Oh what kid of doctor are you going to be?” “No, I kind of just live in town.”
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This was our holiday card by the way
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medieval frasier episode where fraser & niles realize they have the same heraldry on the eve of battle & have to frantically try to sabotage the other's banner
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My email sign-offs from the past 24 hours
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How do I come out to my parents as a novelist
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just found the cutest thing ever
Replying to @dharmawarrior3
sorry, twitter took away public likes so I use this period now so my girlfriend can look at tweets I like
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Fear not the man who has drawn his blade a thousand times. Fear the one whose sword is en route from Amazon two-day delivery.
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I would tweet more but I don’t want to feed the machine the electricity in my brain
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Big pharma? More like big fartma
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caught my boyfriend cheating
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God made everything? Sweetie, only the unbridled malice of man could create macaroni salad.
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In the streets: docile In the sheets: decidedly less docile
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My father in 1989 vs. my boyfriend now
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This is my yearly opportunity to tell poorly timed jokes to the wrong audience
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Having your nose hang out of your mask is an embarrassment on par with having your butt crack hang out of your jeans
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Do you want to be friends with benefits? (the benefit is that you get to be my boyfriend)
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This would probably be the most respect I’ve ever been shown as a server
phase 4 of reopening is open-mouth kissing your server
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Calling someone a bastard: -crude -unoriginal -were they really born out of wedlock? Calling someone a fickle paramecium: -impactful -demands respect -finally puts your science degree to use
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why are you taking a selfie did you forget what you look like
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Hi my name is Elizabeth but you can call me Zab for short
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