New Orleans, LA
Joined January 2014
Watching Boy Swallows Universe @boyswallowsuniverse
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I am so fucking stoked for the #NOPEMOVIE yes yes!
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The ending of #cloverfieldparadox makes me cry every time
I absolutely adore @Dagword in #countofmontecristo *sigh* all the feels!
Why with the #hiccups ?? I'm breathing goddamnit, why does my body hate me??
I once played @MSI at work and a coworker said "oh so this is why you're angry all the time" and I'm like "no, this is why I'm less angry"
Lizzie Rowe retweeted
I've been puzzling over this... Imagine there's a huge meteor hurtling through space towards planet Earth...whom will Trump blame ?
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Watching one of my favorite @perlmutations movie
We tried to conjure Bowie to have dinner with us...
In our restlessness my mom sent me books from her library and this was one of them 🤣 @alyankovic
Apparently my mom forgets her phone a lot and my stepdad has to bring it to her so he did this🤣 #geoscientist #mombrain
youtu.be/rYy0o-J0x20 I got sent home from work after having a bad panic attack, I think @boburnham #makehappy is what we all need in our lives anyway but ESPECIALLY now, stand up comedy is best friend right now in my opinion and this one is particularly special
What if the zombies that came back to life was because they loved cake and smelled the people that ate cake and that's why they tore out their intestines #zombies #apocalypse #ilovecake
This is Lambert, he wants to make people laugh and thinks a bit of punnery would work(he might also be a sheep) I hope you'll help because this my sorry contribution "looks like I lost an electron, think I should keep an ion it..."wink wink nudge nudge @JohnCleese @realrossnoble
THE ARGUMENT by Clara Aranovich now showing!! A witty tale about fatherhood with Melvil Poupaud set in New Orleans!!
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