My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious đź’Ą
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Charlotte folks! I am part of an art show this Friday at @c3lab_charlotte in South End 7-10PM (free for all ages !)
qcnerve.com/arthur-brouthers…
#clt #art #southend @arthurbros @WeRtheWormholes #nc #meditation #OBEshow2019 #outofbody @charlotteagenda #cltcheap @queencitynerve
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“Can I get two boxes of Sudafed?”
“Sorry, by law you can only buy one at a time.”
“Ok then, just the one box of Sudafed and these 7 guns.”
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Days like this when it's cold and rainy make me really wish I had this tortilla blanket to make myself into a human burrito
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If you have hours you need to kill, head to the “Minute Clinic” @CVSHealth @MinuteClinic #terrible
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RT @technicallyron: It is the period between Christmas and New Year. No one knows what day it is. Time doesn’t really exist. Can we start drinking at 10am? Why not. Existence is a confusion.
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RT @josiahcomic: I want to live in a city where you see more food trucks than truck trucks
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I will be on the mic hosting this event, apply for tickets & come check it out! xitter.cf/Sofar_Charlotte/status… – at Raleigh, NC
Applications open for the June 14th secret show! They sell out fast, apply for tickets at sofarsounds.com/charlotte #sofarclt #cltmusic #charlotte @CLTmusicnews
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SERIOUSLY... Y THO
@junejuly12:
Thousands of years of evolution, and yet we still have unwanted body hair, limp handshakes, and vaping.
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It's gonna be a long Uber Black ride back to New Jersey for a lot of Duke fans @dukebasketball