𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗔𝗰𝗲 𝗗𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲

This is me btw

Okay but like, fr. What if I locked in and started writing again? (This has been the obligatory 1+ month later post)

WHERES THE BADDIES HELLOOOOOOOOOO? I WAS TOLD THERE WAS A BADDIE WHO WAS LOOKING FOR ME????

YOOHOO BADDIES? BADDIES INBOUND HELLOOOOO?????

Some racoons I saw out near the beach. Pretty neat, two different little guys. Kne if them has a gray coat, the other is slightly brown/red

How it feels after my Uma absolutely dogs on every other horse in the Ura Finale

Shits

"Where is he?"

"Well now that I know there's payment.... I want 17 dollars."

"Payment..? Oh, I didn't hear that part-"

"Can't wait to go see my mot-" "."

"Tch, you still seem to misunderstand just exactly the scale I'm on. You're a nobody, simply put, a roach to be squashed. I am a somebody, a celebrity, the kind of person that can squash a bug like you, and have someone else clean it off my shoe."

"My fans, women, men, haters, and even you. I know for sure you've purchased my merchandise at least once, everybody has."

"The difference is obvious. I'm vastly more adored, and I'm hotter."

"Reverse thr roles."

"Good Morning lovely people!"

"Uh, yknow, it's hot."

"Bring me a gorilla."