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Ladies and gentlemen, I present Link-in Park
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Celebrate 30 years of Lara Croft's PlayStation adventures 🎒 Learn how she's being reimagined in Tomb Raider: Legacy of Atlantis play.st/4zGbAVc
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Finally saw The Odyssey in 70mm
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The real reason Odysseus took 10 years to get home
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Companies nowadays be like :
🤖 Made with AI
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Узнал, что российские локализаторы перевели название фильма The Drama как «Вот это драма!» Мне очень понравилось, предлагаю переименования: The Hangover — Вот это похмелье! The Thing — Вот это вещь! The Good, the Bad and the Ugly — Вот это Добряк, вот это Плохиш, вот это Урод!
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Ferrari had the chance to do the funniest thing and they did 😂 (via @ScuderiaFerrari)
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Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems but to no avail. What can I do? Signed: Desperate Dear Desperate, First, keep in mind, that Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: I thought you loved me.html and try to download Tears 6.2. Do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, remember, overuse of the Tears application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta version. Whatever you do, DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Mother-In-Law 1.0 as it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources. In addition, please do not attempt to re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0. Good Luck Tech Support
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"James Bond has retired - who is our new 007?" "Your Majesty - we've found someone who represents Modern London"................
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Nico 🤝 Podium #F1 #BritishGP
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-Me da 2 boletos -Claro. ¿Para qué concierto? Yo: #CoronaCapital25
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there’s two types of people
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If you understand this reference, you are one of us.
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Французский фотограф Матьё Штерн нашёл негатив, которому 120 лет. Он решил узнать, что там запечатлено, и обнаружил кошку 🥰
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Let's see who understood the clever joke
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