Live Fast, Digress

If @chadzumock and I teamed up I could make him the Taylor Swift of the Dabbleverse. I'm talking an entire album of break up songs!

OnlyLoseMeLeg?

"And off the top turnbuckle it's Jesus with a Flying Crucifix!! I don't know if The Father will recover from that one, Bobby..."

You're taking this way too seriously, grow up.

Just because Neal Brennan's less successful older brother failed at apologizing too, that doesn't mean the attempt should go to waste, right?

Oh yeah, I heard about that. Head shots are pretty cool.

Boy oh boy am I getting tired of catching bans on Reddit. Time to find a new place to scroll through cat pics and conspiracy theories...

Can I ask what makes that particular Thursday special, or is it a secret?

That's pretty much how I'd expect him to react to human objects, or anything phallic...

Good news! There's like 7 Thursdays before that one, so you don't have to wait as long!

I'd love to tune in, but despite apparently making Hughzey's outro song I don't have a membership...

He looks like he could've used a couple more weeks in the womb...

So what if he can't possess firearms? He already has a killer pair of flaming wrists

I'm not even sure Aaron could lift a gun with those overcooked spaghetti arms, but I wouldn't mind him proving me wrong...

The weirdest part about that is you get more viewers than he does, but he makes more money without begging his audience every 10 minutes. Guess views don't mean much if they aren't engaged.

And here I was thinking it'd just inflate the nutsack, guess I can scratch that off my To-Do list...

Pictures of spousal abuse always makes me uneasy, but I digress...

Oh you know my plug? She's a pretty good egg...

Tbf they also get in an uproar when there isn't a toy in their kids meal...