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Tutu
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We accept that life is hard, people are mostly bad, and we won't get our way most of the time.
We do this mainly to protect ourselves, to cope with the constant disappointment and heartbreak.
However, life doesn't have to be this way if everyone loved a little more.
I think my phone's pedometer is broken.
I showed it a picture of Donald Trump but it didn't count him.
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Un pâtissier s'est reconverti en agriculteur.
Du coup, il plante ses légumes dans des serres au chocolat.
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Gen Z kept telling the fat ones to accept their bodies till they started believing them.
Then they took their clothes, everyone is wearing oversized now!
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A raw egg broke on the kitchen counter and spilled all over the cabinet and onto the floor.
Anyone know a good real estate agent?
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Which hand do you use to pleasure yourself?
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100%Hands? Furniture baby!
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If they can sniff cancer in India then they can sniff cancer anywhere. Iykyk
🐶 Can dogs sniff cancer? AI joins the hunt in India
Indian startup Dognosis is using AI to analyse dogs’ brain activity, hoping to use canines' keen sense of smell to develop a non-invasive test for cancer in humans. A growing body of global research suggests dogs can be trained to detect cancer and other human illnesses.
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What's with everyone's obsession with always finding the best anything?
Whatever happened to second best?
Hell, I would settle for whatever works.
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I noticed that, ever since I became a father, I'm not depressed anymore.
It's not because I feel that my life has a purpose now. No, none of that enlightened bullshit.
It's because this kid is so damn loud I can no longer hear the voices in my head!
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I'm very happy that you've accepted your body, but I don't need to be part of that journey.
This message goes out to all the fatties wearing tank tops in public.
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