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JazzMaTazz retweeted
I firmly believe we should embrace this take. Mamdani is the new political center, meaning anyone to his right is objectively a conservative—even The Atlantic agrees!
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mais uma semana de trabalho
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Protecting local business, while tearing up McDonalds. The French are alright
Protesters DEFEND cafe property in Paris Against whom?
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JazzMaTazz retweeted
People are calling this video fake, but this is exactly how Napoleon found the missing Crown of France.
Man picks up new ROLEX watch off the street after a night of riots in France
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this is one of the funniest things ive done. he saw this too and was pissed that i made superman taller than him.
i thought this was a nice photo of me but dont associate with the person im hugging anymore, so i poorly drew superman over them to make me like the photo again
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JazzMaTazz retweeted
This admin recently stripped away the ability from Americans to borrow enough student loan money to get a nursing degree & now they’re whining about their own actions & the crisis they’ve caused?
RFK Jr. warns that a nationwide shortage of more than 50,000 nurses has become a healthcare crisis, hitting rural America especially hard. Now, HHS is taking action to address the shortage and strengthen healthcare in underserved communities. “Nurses here in Virginia, there is a deficit of 1,700 nurses.” “Across the country, it’s over 50,000.” “It is a genuine health crisis, particularly in rural areas.” “It’s a priority for the president. We’re addressing it.” “You’re going to hear a series of announcements over the next couple of weeks, but we’re already addressing this through expanded rural residencies and federally qualified health centers.”
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JazzMaTazz retweeted
Them literally tucking you is frying me
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JazzMaTazz retweeted
This is a clean hit
They sanctioned us for 50 years and then we sanctioned them for 5 months:
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They are literally doing the meme in France 😂
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dude this is insane
fancy theater near me has a critic cuck chair LETS GO!!!!
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JazzMaTazz retweeted
Yes. Yes PLEASE. Oh my god it would be so funny
Donald Trump is considering Nicki Minaj as the new Press Secretary, replacing Katie Zacharia.
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JazzMaTazz retweeted
it’s so tea to announce your new pussy debut honestly
Hunter Schafer has undergone gender-affirming bottom surgery. “I just had bottom surgery in December, which was amazing, and I love it so much,” Schafer told Elle magazine. “For a long time I’ve embraced the gender-expansive part of myself, and I really wanted to try to make that previous body work, because I thought there was something really cool and badass about it.” Schafer described the ability to evolve as the “magical thing about queerness... on an ideological level, it’s about possibility and expansion and growth, and being on that journey and finding yourself.” While she had always viewed her gender identity as more fluid, she has now landed somewhere “flatter,” adding: "I’m a woman. I’m a girl." variety.com/2026/film/news/h…
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JazzMaTazz retweeted
Just a reminder that republicans sent these out to try and anger voters. That’s how desperate they are right now.
People are getting pissed. Let this be a reminder to take your anger to the voting booth.
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JazzMaTazz retweeted
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JazzMaTazz retweeted
he said “first male” Not first person. the women have been getting degrees lmaooooo
florida man got emotional as his nephew becomes the first male on both his mother & father’s side to graduate from high school
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JazzMaTazz retweeted
My buddies are World Series bound! 🥳
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Pair with this to cover both front and back
patent pending
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hunter schafer is prettier than sydney sweeney
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JazzMaTazz retweeted
They do this instead.
You know who's not rioting across Europe? Zionists
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your honor he’s just orange
This is the last picture you will ever see of Buzz. Say goodbye guys. I’m boiling him tonight and I’m having Buzz Soup for dinner
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