
Shit's about to get real. I've been #filtered too long. RP and RL here. {21+ MC RP}
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*Blows the layer of dust of the TL and smiles sweetly as I brush the rest of it away.* Ahhh, I've missed this place.
There's nothing better than the feeling in your mouth after brushing with a brand new toothbrush for the first time! #mintyfreshclean
it's Lexi, Bitch! retweeted
Overheard on Twitter from a follower regarding Trump Swearing-in:
"All I have to say is, 'Jesus take the wheel'...and I'm an atheist." 🙏🏻
>like, "Haha! I saved you from burning to death because I wasn't through with you. Now you can be itch as Hell while you heal besides!"?
Serious question here:
Why does healing have to be such an itchy process? Honestly? Who the hell pissed God off to the point that He was>
This. Seriously.
Dear 2016,
Fuck the actual-fuck OFF!!!
Sincerely,
EVERYONE. xitter.cf/dovelymal/status/81430…
Replying to @ASlaveToTheMoon
*Shimmies my way in next to @ASlaveToTheMoon.* Thanks love.
Can I burrow in with you? xitter.cf/aslavetothemoon/status…
How is it fair that my skinny-ass sister orders THAT, I order a wrap, and yet I'M the one who ends up with food poisoning?! For fucks sake.
No champagne here... But I've got wine!!! In case you missed SnapChat... xitter.cf/ASlaveToTheMoon/status…
I've spent my morning cleaning out old accounts. And reviving the ones I miss. You should all go follow @PrincipesaCross.








