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Shit's about to get real. I've been #filtered too long. RP and RL here. {21+ MC RP}

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When life throws challenges your way, confront them with the attitude of "Bring it on".
*Snorts* I feel this one. Deep in my bones.
Good mornin’ fuckers. Even though I’ve been up for hours, I might actually jus’ be startin’ to feel human.
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*Blows the layer of dust of the TL and smiles sweetly as I brush the rest of it away.* Ahhh, I've missed this place.
There's nothing better than the feeling in your mouth after brushing with a brand new toothbrush for the first time! #mintyfreshclean
Overheard on Twitter from a follower regarding Trump Swearing-in: "All I have to say is, 'Jesus take the wheel'...and I'm an atheist." 🙏🏻
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Here's your popular vote winner of the 2016 presidential election
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And, as a nation, we are officially FUCKED.
>like, "Haha! I saved you from burning to death because I wasn't through with you. Now you can be itch as Hell while you heal besides!"?
Serious question here: Why does healing have to be such an itchy process? Honestly? Who the hell pissed God off to the point that He was>
Fucking hell. I forgot how much I hate the fucking Albuterol shakes!!! So fucking annoying.
This. Seriously. Dear 2016, Fuck the actual-fuck OFF!!! Sincerely, EVERYONE. xitter.cf/dovelymal/status/81430…
Why take Debbie Reynolds, Carrie Fisher, Prince, David Bowie, George Michael, Alan Rickman, etc... wHY DIDNT YOU JUST TAKE TRUMP INSTEAD
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Replying to @ASlaveToTheMoon
*Shimmies my way in next to @ASlaveToTheMoon.* Thanks love.
Must be the universe saying, "Haha! Fuck you! You stay fat forever!"
How is it fair that my skinny-ass sister orders THAT, I order a wrap, and yet I'M the one who ends up with food poisoning?! For fucks sake.
No champagne here... But I've got wine!!! In case you missed SnapChat... xitter.cf/ASlaveToTheMoon/status…
Open up the champagne.. POPPPP
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I've spent my morning cleaning out old accounts. And reviving the ones I miss. You should all go follow @PrincipesaCross.