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Sorry babe we just cant be together. I really like you and everything but you like me and honestly thats kind of a huge red flag
The incubus I got addicted to my cock said he told his friends how good I am in bed and refers to me as his 'Big Muscular Boxer" and then told me he loves how big my chest is
No bro I'm not grossly overweight to the point of morbid obesity. I'm preparing for the next famine bro. All you skinny assholes are going to starve to death and I'm going to be shredded as fuck bro just wait bro
Pulling a DSP and accidentally starting stream while you're scrolling smut, beating your shmeat like it owes you money
Turtle Beach is putting a 2.25-inch touchscreen directly on the side of a gaming mouse.
The MC7 lets you change DPI, switch profiles, trigger macros, launch apps and control OBS from the display, without opening extra software.
It also features a 30,000 DPI sensor, 8K polling, wireless/Bluetooth/wired connectivity and dual hot-swappable batteries.
The MC7 costs $159.99
Reverse petplay, you're still my pet but you have to feed and shelter and take care of me instead because I'm a failure at life with no aspirations or transferable skills
While you're in her DM's tryna hit, I'm in the studio recreating caramelldansen from first principals
When I talk about beating my wife and kids just remember that my wife is my dick and my kids are my balls
I'm being gang stalked by a group of faggots who are trying to gaslight me into thinking I'm a quality sexual partner
PSA: Dont fuck your moots. You dont need to invite that kind of disappointment into your life, no matter how lonely and desperate you may be.






