Tweet of the day!
Top Secret Document Room. Crime Scene Mar a Lago. Treason with an omelette bar. 0/10 #Trumpisgoingtoprison
@RandyRainbow is the best!
Trump's words are coming back to haunt him, and we'll never let him forget it. We're about to drop a new ad that is devastating for Trump, but we need your help. Let's get as many retweets and replies as possible with the hashtag #LockTrumpUp.
Tweet of the day! “Tucky!” 😄
Friends. Tonite I am sad. @TuckerCarlson believes me too short to date…and yet somehow, miraculously, I remain tall enough to not know what Victor Orban’s ass tastes like! Is it goulash Tucky? Seems like it would be goulash.
I thought @laurenboebert was the dumbest member of Congress.
Hey @SenTomCotton - heard you on @hughhewitt criticizing the Jan 6 hearings.
Then you said the strangest thing; you admitted you hadn’t watched any of them.
Here’s a tip: actually watching them before rendering judgment is more consistent with “Anglo-American jurisprudence.”
Tweet of the day!
Another @BorowitzReport Special: “Josh Hawley Concerned That Being a Coward Is Overshadowing His Work as a Fascist” newyorker.com/humor/borowitz… via @NewYorker
