@LisaScottoline

#1 bestselling author, former lawyer, and pet wrangler. Mom to the amazing novelist @fserritella. Scottoline rhymes with fettuccine.

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Joined February 2009
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Chick Wit: Let Them Eat Whatever By Lisa Scottoline Read CHICK WITH here: scottoline.com/chick-wit/
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Some authors have dogs who sleep at their feet while they work. Evidently mine have better things to do.
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Turned around to find Puppy George stuck in the dishwasher. Pretty sure Big Sister Eve did not put him there….
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Yay! I’m thrilled that THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING has been named to @BNBuzz's Best Mystery and Thriller Books of 2026! Thanks, B&N!
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CHICK WIT: The Mysteries of Fruit By Lisa Scottoline Read CHICK WIT here: scottoline.com/chick-wit/
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Big Sister Eve showing surprising tolerance of George's snacking.
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Night Sky Today
@NightSkyTodayOct 6
VISUALIZATION🚨: This is what happened in your brain when you read.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The video shows cultured neurons in a lab dish with growth cones, not activity in a living brain while reading. fMRI studies map reading to distributed networks mainly in left-hemisphere visual/language areas plus cerebellum. technologynetworks.com/neuroscience/v… sciencealert.com/scientists-rev… brainfacts.org/thinking-sensi…
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Happy 2nd Birthday to Eve (on the right)! Best big sister ever to George! 👑
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I’m stressing about the Eagles game, but George isn’t. Go Birds!
A black-and-white cavalier puppy looking at the camera very cute

ALT A black-and-white cavalier puppy looking at the camera very cute

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CHICK WIT: Parasocial Life By Lisa Scottoline You can read CHICK WIT here: scottoline.com/chick-wit/
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YAAASSSS!!! TD!!! Go Birds! Second half is past puppy bedtime…
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George’s first Eagles game! Go Birds!
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Chick Wit: Deliver Us from Eve By Lisa Scottoline You can read CHICK WIT here: scottoline.com/chick-wit/
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Mother Mary would’ve been so proud to see me as a question on @Jeopardy! I’m in excellent company to be the current president of Mystery Writers of America, an organization of writers and readers who love crime fiction. It's an honor to serve such a wonderful organization!
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Wishing a meaningful Yom Kippur to all who observe. May this day bring reflection, forgiveness, peace, and hope for the year ahead.
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New puppy George thrilled by the Eagles win, but still isn’t going out in the rain…
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CHICK WIT: Live Yo Life By Lisa Scottoline Read CHICK WIT here; scottoline.com/chick-wit/
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Jodi Picoult is one of my all-time favorite authors, and I can't wait to read her new novel HOLLOW BONES!
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Leap into Fall and @kristywharvey newest book in her Peachtree Bluff series, FALLING INTO PEACHTREE BLUFF!
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I can’t fly without a book so I grabbed the paperback of the great KristinHannah’s THE WOMEN even though I have the hardback at home! Thanks, Kristin!
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