Mom, bleeding heart, potty mouth, showtune enthusiast, 🏳️🌈 ally, movie watcher, clinically-depressed optimist. Be kind.
NM, Michigan
Joined March 2009
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I'm beginning to think that you all just thought it was a big joke when Bill & Ted told us to be excellent to each other. – at Michigan, USA
Oi, @BirdfybyNetvue, can I buy a replacement cover? I didn’t realize that if I ran out of seed, squirrels would start gnawing on the feeder itself, ripping the door off its hinges looking for secret seed stores. 😭
This week has been really heavy, so I’m making bread and curling up in the couch to binge Drunk History.
Hug your people, guys.
I need to get fingerprinted for a background check and now I’m irrationally terrified that I accidentally committed a heinous crime I forgot about and this is where it all ends for me.
Time for a true crime break, I think.
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"Be soft. Do not let the world make you hard. Do not let pain make you hate. Do not let the bitterness steal your sweetness. Take pride that even though the rest of the world may disagree, you still believe it to be a beautiful place." -- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
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Congrats to North Muskegon's Larry Witham for being selected the Detroit Lions High School Coach of the Week for the state of Michigan in Week 6! catchmarksports.com/north-mu…
If your 15 year old doesn’t send you memes to celebrate Mean Girls Day, I regret to inform you that you haven’t done a good job raising her.
The new season of #GlowUp is out so please be prepared for me for me to be more over the top than usual for the next few weeks.
Literally any of those adjectives is enough to get me to go someplace.
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My girls got their schedules for the year. Sorry, @NMLit, looks like you don't get to be retired after all!
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We know that SARS-CoV-2 infection can have long-term harms on human health. How much harm? A group of researchers has tried to quantify it - and it's difficult. Write-up of the analysis for @NewsfromScience science.org/content/article/…
Shit like this is why my husband volunteered to be stationed in Korea for a year so we could GTFO of Texas.
🇺🇲HUGE WIN🇺🇲 Texas is leaving The American Library Association! 🇺🇲🦅
Don't Mess With Texas Parents!
#Texit #Freedom #ParentsMatter
“You’d probably have more friends if you swore less and weren’t as sarcastic.”
“Probably, but those wouldn’t be friends worth having.”
A series of bad events this year has given me a new sense of clarity about what is and isn't important in my life. I feel happier than I have in a really long time & I'm so excited to get out there and share the love. So many hugs and happy tears already this week.
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This thread is for people who are curious about some film basics.
This is a low, Dutch angle two-shot.
That probably doesn’t mean much.
But, here’s why this image feels like it does.
I am SO STOKED to see @IncubusBand next week but goddamn, picking out an outfit for the concert was a lot more fun in 2004 when I was young and skinny.