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Don't try to impress anyone. You're brave, we all know that. Be simple, be direct. Nothing fancy.
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A direct Bronx to Queens commute on the train would cause a boom in population. You'll see mixes you ain't never even thought of before.
queens would b the undisputed best borough if the MTA invested in more train coverage & direct lines 2 brooklyn & bronx
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This video came out a decade ago and till today it perfectly captures how men can tell if the woman is into them. Hope it clears things up for you.
Men please be honest. Are y'all really clueless when a woman is into you, or do you pretend like you don't know because the feeling isn't mutual?
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Whoever invented the "stalemate" rule in chess must have been the biggest sore loser in all of history. If you've softlocked yourself into a position where you can't move, that sounds like you've lost, but for some reason Big Chess insists we must class this scenario as a draw.
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Legitimately some of the worst marathon coverage I've ever seen
The NYC Marathon is officially underway. From its Central Park beginnings to a world-famous five-borough race, swipe through some of the event's memorable moments. More: abc7ny.com/live-updates/nyc-…
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Crunchwrap supreme
Thinking about things like "notary public," "body politic," phrases where English puts the modifier after the noun like a Romance language. There must be some other examples
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Patriots defensive tackle Christian Barmore is available for trade. Per: @AlbertBreer
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The Empire in "Star Wars" is bad because they created a weapon entirely for the purpose of annihilating entire populated planets and killing billions of people. The original trilogy has a very black and white Saturday-morning cartoon morality. It was only when Lucas came back to it as an older man and actually started thinking about the question of why Anakin Skywalker would abandon the Jedi to join the Dark Side that he really began to add complexity to it. And considering the OT was made by a boomer white guy lefty who was slyly suggesting in the 1970s that the Vietcong were the good guys, the prequels function as a pretty sharp critique of democracy. The Republic is completely paralyzed by competing factions trying to extract rents for their constituents at everyone else's expense, and anyone trying to get anything productive done has to do complex horse-trading involving paying wasteful graft to these interests in order to build a coalition for their policies. This is what all the Trade Federation nonsense in Phantom Menace is about. And while the Republic was trying to keep all these disparate interests united by paying off special interests, its entire structure got turned inside out by Palpatine. And the Jedi were too preoccupied with running nonsense errands on behalf of the Republic Senate and being sent around the galaxy like rent-a-cops to solve problems for the various factions that they didn't notice any of this happening. And the reason that Anakin was susceptible to corruption by Palpatine is that the Jedi and the Republic didn't offer him any possibility of a good life. They bound him to a code of celibacy and service to these grubby little factions and their dysfunctional, wasteful, corrupt government. And that's supposed to be good, because, what, democracy? Honestly I can see how a politician like Palpatine who spent his career in Republic institutions might reasonably decide that fascism enforced with a planet-destroying space laser would be a superior system. Of course, Palpatine sucked too. Anakin didn't get anything he was promised in exchange for betraying the Jedi. He still lost his family and he got turned into a cyborg terminator, and it didn't even work out that well for Palpatine, whose engagement with the dark side of the Force turned him into a cryptkeeper. But things didn't go much better for Obi Wan, who spent the rest of his life squatting in a hut in the desert. And even the sequel trilogy (if you consider that canon), the galaxy immediately turned into a mess after the Empire fell, the new Republic had all the same problems the old one did and Luke's commitment to the Jedi ideals got him the same crappy life Obi Wan had. "Star Wars" ended up being about how everything is terrible no matter what you do.
Nobody has made a convincing argument the Empire in Star Wars is actually bad. They run clean organized starships and create trillions of jobs across the galaxy. When the Jedi run the government - an unelected council that somehow has infinite money to build giant buildings and own fleets of starships - Coruscant still has a redlight district with drugs like death sticks. Either keep civilizational order by nuking rogue planets, or be slaves to sexless fake Jesus types who slice you with laser swords with impunity.
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When my friend said the gourmet McDonald’s experience was in Williamsburg I thought he was joking because it was too on the nose. It was in Williamsburg. Best nuggets I’ve ever had though
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should've stopped at "I have not read Dune" with this take
I have not read Dune but isnt Paul atreides an allegory of a white savior manipulating and using foreign culture for his own benefit? Why are people mad at this
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hey @macklemore im sorry i tweeted in 2014 you should mackle less. you can mackle as much as you want. free palestine ✊🏽
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you go to toronto. turn left most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen in your life. turn right most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen in your life
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it's one of the laziest takes one can make. it's such a loud signal that they only watch occasional blockbusters
I never trust anyone who says “movies aren’t as good as they used to be”. If you think that, you don’t watch enough movies
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This film is so gorgeously realized and mature in how it deals with adolescence and father-son relationships. It also has some breathtaking dashes of whimsy. I’m sure it will have a qualifying theatrical run in LA and NYC this year, so it will be on my list of best of 2026.
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bout time @1GunnaGunna
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Thinking bout drake tour… bro really gotta retire the classics this time around. We heard Headlines, Marvin’s Room, S4TB, etc… enough. We gotta get through $$$, Iceman, Habiti, and MOH my boy.
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All Chipotle workers will be judged at heaven’s gates by the leniency of their scoops.
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whoever thought of this need they ass whooped
New animation for flying around in Pokemon
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Emilia Clarke stuns in new pictures.
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I don't wanna talk about it your honor
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Wordle 1,911 3/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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