
ALT a drawing of Homestar Runner and Strong Bad. Homestar has The Cheat taped to his head, Strong Bad is wearing a hairdresser’s apron. Homestar is admiring himself in a hand mirror. “Thanks for freshening up my ‘do for my big date with Marzipan, Strong Bad. I feel like a H-O-T-T Hot Toggo” Strong Bad says, “you just stop by again if you want me to terfen out those bangs”

ALT A man says "fuck it. I wanna be serialized. I'm tired of living comic to comic. I want to experience more. I don't want my eternally reviving body to be used for momentary vignettes. I want to be somebody!" Another man says "Oh Gary, I don't think it works like that. We are doomed to nothingness after the next panel." Gary shakes his fists and shouts to the heavens "NO! I refuse! My name is Gary! I deserve more life!"








![Lost episode of Arthur. Arthur's dad introduces him to an elderly smoking man and says "Arthur, meet your great uncle, LOU Reed." Lou Reed says something that is "[redacted]" Arthur looks on in terror, clearly shaken to his core by the statement.](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GZIMfNAXkAAfMyo.jpg?name=small&format=webp)






























